What if...

[Black_Bird]

What if public nudity was not taboo?
What if all illicit drugs were legal?
What if our government was a true democracy?
What if pornography was illegalized?
What if churches no longer benefited from tax breaks?
What if California did drop off into the sea?
What if I was your father?
What if science did discover proof of God?
What if all communication technology suddenly ceased to function?
What if the Bible contained an alien message?
What if aliens landed?
What if cheese caused cancer?
What if astrology was a proven and acceptable science?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The world would be just as fucked as it is now.

 

[Dhalgren]

Then John Lennon never would have wrote a song about being crucified.

 

[Dhalgren]

Oh..and I would be at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

 

[Kitte]

What if public nudity was not taboo? YAY! ID BE NAKKIE ALOT!

What if all illicit drugs were legal? The govenrnment would tax the shit out of them and addiction would be covered by health insurance.

What if our government was a true democracy? We wouldnt know what to do with ourselves!
What if pornography was illegalized? Id cry
What if churches no longer benefited from tax breaks?YAY!

What if California did drop off into the sea? Maybe we could restart the movie business with less flighty people.

What if I was your father? ID freak cuz my dad wouldnt like me playing here!

What if science did discover proof of God? which one?

What if all communication technology suddenly ceased to function? My husband would have to talk to me!

What if the Bible contained an alien message? It doesnt?

What if aliens landed? They havent?

What if cheese caused cancer? Id cry...

What if astrology was a proven and acceptable science?Its not?

 

[Black_Bird]

The world would be just as fucked as it is now.

LOL! I didn't mean *all* of them at the same time... I'm just rambling off odd possibilities out of bordom.

 

[plasticman33]

What if public nudity was not taboo?
We'd all be running around naked!

What if all illicit drugs were legal?
We'd all be stoned!

What if our government was a true democracy?
We''d all be free!

What if pornography was illegalized?
What no more dirty pictures?

What if churches no longer benefited from tax breaks?
Oh no, no more churches!

What if California did drop off into the sea?
I'd have beach front property in Nevada!

What if I was your father?
MOM! He's scaring me!

What if science did discover proof of God?
We'd all better shape up!

What if all communication technology suddenly ceased to function?
What about my lit addiction?

What if the Bible contained an alien message?
It doesn't?

What if aliens landed?
They haven't?

What if cheese caused cancer?
Rats and mice would be doomed!

What if astrology was a proven and acceptable science?
It isn't? (Hey babe, whats your sign?)

Rhetorical answers for rhetorical questions.

 

[Phoenyx]

What if public nudity was not taboo?
What if pornography was illegalized?



Well who would need porn if nudity was not taboo.
We could just go outside and look at the boobies:

 

[Black_Bird]

Oh..and I would be at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

A sad sad day indeed...

I liked John Lennon.

 

[DopeyAngel]

People would just find more things to whinge about, and ask even stupider questions. Nice thought tho'.

 

[Kaos_Star]

What if public nudity was not taboo?
Then the nudist colonies would be dead

What if all illicit drugs were legal?
then they would die out

What if our government was a true democracy?
then we would all die. hahaha

What if pornography was illegalized?
then this site would be gone. AHHHHHHH

What if churches no longer benefited from tax breaks?
I don't go to them so i don't care

What if California did drop off into the sea?
It wil and it will be funny

What if I was your father?
I would shoot myself.....j/k

What if science did discover proof of God?
then my beliefs would be shot to hell

What if all communication technology suddenly ceased to function?
a lot people would be lost

What if the Bible contained an alien message?
again, i don't believe in it so i don't care

What if aliens landed?
Then they would be shot out of fear. I think the "we come piece" thing would get very far

What if cheese caused cancer?
I lost my mom to cancer, so no comment

What if astrology was a proven and acceptable science?
I thought i was.....Hmmmm....where am i again?????

 

[Weird Harold]

What if public nudity was not taboo?
What if all illicit drugs were legal?
What if our government was a true democracy?
What if pornography was illegalized?
What if churches no longer benefited from tax breaks?
What if California did drop off into the sea?
What if I was your father?
What if science did discover proof of God?
What if all communication technology suddenly ceased to function?
What if the Bible contained an alien message?
What if aliens landed?
What if cheese caused cancer?
What if astrology was a proven and acceptable science?

Actually, I think with the exception of you being my father and cheese causing cancer, each of these is the plot of a book onthe shelves behind me. (Now if you'd said "What if I was my father," then that would leave only carcinogenic cheese to write a book about.)

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

What if public nudity was not taboo?

You mean it is?
Sweet jesus, no wonder the neighbors love me

Morgy