What if...

What if you mixed up your meds and didn't know which pill made you larger
and which pill makes you small....you'd definitely have to go ask Alice....when she's ten feet tall.
 
What if Steppenwolf actually craved the taste of the whip and the chair.
 
What if Dinah Washington wanted to be the teacher in Teach Me Tonight?
 
What if Rupert Holmes didn't like pina coladas?
What if there was a typo in Rupert Holmes personal ad and his woman went to a bar called O'Kalley's?
 
What if the Doobie Brothers sang about what a sane person believes?
 
What if The BeeGees were truly obsessed about bees and recorded "Hive Talkin'"?
 
What if the Beatles had broken big these days? Would the lyric be, "Baby, you can run my Twitter."?
 
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