What if...

[Suz_anne]

What if Modern English realized that making love to you was actually fourth or fifth best?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if parents actually did understand?

 

[Trekka]

What if Salt N Pepa pulled it?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if David Bowie said, "C'mon, all you classical pianists"?

 

[Trekka]

What if Kajagoogoo was too bold?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if Kiss had plans to go to bed early and didn't rock and roll all night?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

What if 3-6 mafia were Muslim? What would they blame it on, if not the alcohol?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if 38 Special held on tightly so they didn't get caught up in you?

 

[Trekka]

What if Eminem found himself?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if XTC's senses refused to work overtime?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

What if Norah Jones knew precisely why I didn't come?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if Frankie hated New York because he could never get a decent night's sleep?

 

[Trekka]

What if Ludacris had several hoes, all conveniently located in a single area code?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if Melissa Ethridge wanted somebody to bring her some mojitos?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

What if jay-z only had one, very specific problem?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What if Adele's boyfriend treated her right snd she never got the cold shoulder?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if the Beach Boys didn't seek Rhonda's help?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

What if Marcy playground had a cold and could smell neither sex nor candy?

 

[ydahecnot]

What if something other than shooting stars break the mold?

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

What if Aerosmith had walked that way?

 

[GoldenBooty]

What if Arctic Monkeys hadn't defaulted from their Dancefloor Gamblers Anonymous meetings?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

What if creed were homophobic. Would they still greet me with arms wide open?

 

[SarcasticDarlin]

What if Journey stopped believin?

 

[GoldenBooty]

What if the radio star had survived the murder attempt?

 

[TwoTaTango]

Lost

What if U2 agreed to meet you and the GPS you were using was one --- Where
The Streets Had No Name