What if Kim Kardashian had become a porn star?

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Like most of the human race, I find the Kardashians obnoxious and repugnant as human beings. But there can be little denying that Kim possesses some physical attributes that might be quite fun to partake of. Since she became famous for her sex tape with Ray J (in which, let's be honest, she looked pretty fucking amazing), I've always wondered what would have happened had she decided once it was "leaked" that she actually enjoyed being a porn star. We all know she loves big black cock, but what if she decided the only thing better than getting fucked by huge dicks was getting filmed while it happened and letting everyone on Earth see the finished product?

My idea is that right after the initial shock of the Ray J tape being released wears off, Kim gets really hot and bothered by all the attention it garners her (which, let's face it, is probably exactly what happened in real life), and decides she wants to become a full-time XXX queen. But since she's already rich and doesn't need the money, she vows to give everything she earns from porn to charity, making her the world's first XXX philanthropist. Her fame from the initial sex tape makes her the hottest commodity in porn, and she signs a record-breaking deal with a big company like Vivid or Wicked, with a planned slate of 3 new videos a year. Each video has her doing something she's never done (at least on camera) before - "Kim's First Threesome!", "Kim's First Girl-Girl", "Kim's First Anal", "Kim's First Gonzo Amateur Hook-Up", etc. - and the mainstream media attention combined with her hotness & the novelty of heiress-turned-pornstar makes each of these releases highly anticipated mega-hits.

Most of her family objects, with her mom, Khloe, and then-Bruce all vehemently opposed to the decision. Kourtney, of the other hand, initially defends Kim, later opting to join her in a quasi-incestuous video in which they share a lucky guy. Still later, 18-year-old Kylie and 18-year-old Kendall follow their half-sister into the porn business. Because while the older members of the family hate what Kim has done, America as a whole has embraced her as the biggest crossover porn star of all time. Her charity work & mainstream media coverage have suddenly made porn trendy & chic again, ala the DEEP THROAT days. So instead of becoming the most hated faux-celebrity on Earth, she becomes almost a folk hero, and the object of every straight male's (and bi & lesbian female's) carnal desires. She would even be instrumental in prompting other hot mainstream celebs to make the leap to porn, making for some very exciting potential "Kim Does (Insert Celebrity Name Here)" videos.

Of course, in this alternate reality, she never hooks up with Kanye West, or even gives him the time of day!

I can see this as a single story, expanding on what I've just written, or a series of tales following her entire career. Again, this isn't about who she really is or has become; it's about who she had the potential to be.
 
Like most of the human race, I find the Kardashians obnoxious and repugnant as human beings. But there can be little denying that Kim possesses some physical attributes that might be quite fun to partake of. Since she became famous for her sex tape with Ray J (in which, let's be honest, she looked pretty fucking amazing), I've always wondered what would have happened had she decided once it was "leaked" that she actually enjoyed being a porn star. We all know she loves big black cock, but what if she decided the only thing better than getting fucked by huge dicks was getting filmed while it happened and letting everyone on Earth see the finished product?

My idea is that right after the initial shock of the Ray J tape being released wears off, Kim gets really hot and bothered by all the attention it garners her (which, let's face it, is probably exactly what happened in real life), and decides she wants to become a full-time XXX queen. But since she's already rich and doesn't need the money, she vows to give everything she earns from porn to charity, making her the world's first XXX philanthropist. Her fame from the initial sex tape makes her the hottest commodity in porn, and she signs a record-breaking deal with a big company like Vivid or Wicked, with a planned slate of 3 new videos a year. Each video has her doing something she's never done (at least on camera) before - "Kim's First Threesome!", "Kim's First Girl-Girl", "Kim's First Anal", "Kim's First Gonzo Amateur Hook-Up", etc. - and the mainstream media attention combined with her hotness & the novelty of heiress-turned-pornstar makes each of these releases highly anticipated mega-hits.

Most of her family objects, with her mom, Khloe, and then-Bruce all vehemently opposed to the decision. Kourtney, of the other hand, initially defends Kim, later opting to join her in a quasi-incestuous video in which they share a lucky guy. Still later, 18-year-old Kylie and 18-year-old Kendall follow their half-sister into the porn business. Because while the older members of the family hate what Kim has done, America as a whole has embraced her as the biggest crossover porn star of all time. Her charity work & mainstream media coverage have suddenly made porn trendy & chic again, ala the DEEP THROAT days. So instead of becoming the most hated faux-celebrity on Earth, she becomes almost a folk hero, and the object of every straight male's (and bi & lesbian female's) carnal desires. She would even be instrumental in prompting other hot mainstream celebs to make the leap to porn, making for some very exciting potential "Kim Does (Insert Celebrity Name Here)" videos.

Of course, in this alternate reality, she never hooks up with Kanye West, or even gives him the time of day!

I can see this as a single story, expanding on what I've just written, or a series of tales following her entire career. Again, this isn't about who she really is or has become; it's about who she had the potential to be.

though if your making her life different then her norm one, i would make her a nudist/exhibitionist, well lets face it tthat family dont like wearing very conservative clothing
 
I don't think its possible for her to be with a bigger dick than Kanye so it wouldn't matter
 
Here are the "snags" in this idea. The biggest being that Kim K wasn't a star prior to the sex tape. That was what pushed her over the top and if I'm not mistaken it wasn't quite immediate. Not enough for this timeline to work. She wouldn't be a cross over star, she'd be a pornstar from a well off family. And I suspect that Laurence Fishbourne (Morpheous) was worth more when his daughter entered porn (for all of one or two shoots) than Kim was when she started. Paris Hilton she was not.

The rest of that sounds like an okay. I don' t honestly hate the Kardasians at all. Sexy girl is sexy and I find much of the hatred aimed at them to be generic jealousy not anything REALLY rooted in the behavior of any given one of them.

Having said that I think you are correct that most people really dislike her and you'd probably be a better served ultimately by creating a woman. Maybe even a lawyer Friendly expy of someone a bit higher up the food chain.


I don't think its possible for her to be with a bigger dick than Kanye so it wouldn't matter

Never heard of Chris Brown?

Actually all joking aside is there anything about Kanye aside from generic doesn't watch his mouth?
 
Having said that I think you are correct that most people really dislike her and you'd probably be a better served ultimately by creating a woman. Maybe even a lawyer Friendly expy of someone a bit higher up the food chain.

Funny thing is, I actually hit on this idea a few years back & was going to share it on tumblr, but got cold feet because I worried the Kardashians might just be vain & litigious enough to hear about it somehow and sue me. Silly, probably, but you never know.

Ultimately, I think the idea would make a better XXX film spoof than a lit story.
 
I thought she was a porn actor, nothing about is a "star"

She's done two porn videos. Porn Star is just a polite term we use because it's more glamourous than Adult Actress. She would probably qualify either way unless you're talking sheer volume.
 
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