What if I told you that.....................

[JimFromOhio]

I met my wife at a swinging club over 20 years ago.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I met my wife at a swinging club over 20 years ago.

Who was she with?

 

[JimFromOhio]

What if I told you that

it is not your business.

 

[HisArpy]

20 years? Barely out of post-adolescence.

Congrats.

 

[JimFromOhio]

What if I told you that

you are a jerk.

 

[FGB]

I met my wife at a swinging club over 20 years ago.

I met my last wife in a Mental Ward after care meeting...should have left it there.

 

[HisArpy]

you are a jerk.

But, but, don't you love me anyway? *trembly lip quiver and puppy eyes*

 

[JimFromOhio]

What if I told you.

But, but, don't you love me anyway? *trembly lip quiver and puppy eyes*

NOPE.

 

[OldJourno]

I met my wife at a swinging club over 20 years ago.

Was she a virgin?

 

[HisArpy]

NOPE.

And here I thought you were different.

*heartbroken*

 

[pointless]

i would say "that's great" with a dead, emotionless face and then walk away from you without uttering another word.

 

[OldJourno]

Come on, did you pop her cherry or not?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I met my wife at a swinging club over 20 years ago.

Since you're from Ohio, I'm going to assume you both were into East Coast swing rather than West Coast swing.

https://tobiasmastgrave.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/swing.jpg

 

[HisArpy]

Swing 20 years ago.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwWmrVVkG1UeMqH6prIHI7fnWIwrEzlS947F7NJptZHfHF0EzvSPmnpRxcpw

 

[hashtag34]

Deleted.

 

[RubiDia]

I met my wife at a swinging club over 20 years ago.

I'd ask to see pictures.

 

[jomar]

i would say "that's great" with a dead, emotionless face and then walk away from you without uttering another word.

April, is that you?

Lunch?