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lavender said:To open up the windows, open up all the blinds, and look out upon this rainy night huddled in the covers with a special someone.
The weather has cooled down. It's drizzling a bit.
I want a cup of cocoa with peppermint schnapps, a warm fleece blanket, my oversized comfy couch, and a person to share it with.
Unfortunately, that is not possible.
So, I sit here on a computer. Trying to converse with those I care about and reading this damned board.
This is definitely sloppy seconds.
lavender said:This is definitely sloppy seconds.
There is one thing which gives radiance to everything: it is the idea of "something around the corner."
lavender said:
I can't help but have a smile on my face these days. There is a contentment about so many things that has just made me a happier person overall. It's so nice to feel.
Translation: I got a new vibrator. It's shaped like an animal. As soon as the boil on my cootchie heals, I'll try it out.
I look forward to winter. I look forward to the smell of the impending snow that just never quite arrives in Texas. I look forward to the smell of chimneys and the inviting warmth of a coffee house.
Translation: Summer in central Texas is a bitch. High humidity combined with soaring temperatures. We almost die from the heat every year, and suicides skyrocket toward the end of summer. Everyone drives a huge SUV, and I'm surrounded by stupid Republicans in pointy-toed cowboy boots. The only consolation is that the Cowboys suck again this year, so at least I don't have to put up with that "how 'bout them Cowboys?" bullshit.
Hell, I even look forward to the cramming of finals while listening to Christmas music at the locations where I choose to study.
Translation: Malls are nice places. We have lots of them here and they're all huge. I like to go to Starbucks and study there. Well, actually, study is just a codeword for "covertly check out guy's bulges".
I look forward to the events in my future. That's a nice place to be. Very nice.
Translation: I actually hate Texas (except for the malls). As soon as I graduate law school I'm joining the peace corps and go to Botswana and advise the natives in irrigation control. I don't know a fucking thing about irrigation control, but neither do they and I'm an American from goddamn Texas, so they'd better fucking listen to me.
Problem Child said:
Cheyenne said:
I'm betting Lavy doesn't post mushy stuff again for quite awhile.
Indigo.Rose said:
i am not going to suck any time soon.
Problem Child said:
Sheesh, I hope she's tougher than that.
Indigo.Rose said:
no, but i do have a couple friends who post shit under my name in the amature forum, sometimes in here.
but i bet if i did shit in a bucket it would really turn nasty1 on