What have you lied about recently 🧐

[AmberLGreen]

We all do it. We all tell those little white lies

I have a lie that I tell quite often…

I don’t like coriander leaves (cilantro). It tastes disgustingly like soap. I used to tell people I didn’t like it and they would always say things such as “it is only a little bit, you won’t even know it is there”. Well, I did know. I can taste it. Now I lie about it and say I am allergic to it. They don’t pressure me to give it a try.

What little lies do you tell?

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm gonna lie about posting on this thread

 

[FranklyFrank]

It's just a teeny white lie when I say I have NEVER thought about bending @AmberLGreen over the arm of her couch and having my way with her...never!

 

[lacandy]

We all do it. We all tell those little white lies

I have a lie that I tell quite often…

I don’t like coriander leaves (cilantro). It tastes disgustingly like soap. I used to tell people I didn’t like it and they would always say things such as “it is only a little bit, you won’t even know it is there”. Well, I did know. I can taste it. Now I lie about it and say I am allergic to it. They don’t pressure me to give it a try.

What little lies do you tell?

I do this at restaurants to make sure that they don’t mess up my order (I’m not complicated - I actually like timings plain and add what I want). But I’m allergic to mayo, pickles, tomatoes…they are generally more conscientious if they think it’s an allergy.

 

[Mei5ter]

Well look, there may in fact have been a few parties in Downing Street during lockdown. But anyone who says I lied is talking poppycock, balderdash, hokum, bunkum and piffle.

 

[jill_1991]

I lied last week when trying on Bridesmaid dresses. I said I liked them and they were cute, but NOT! I mean seriously, she is just putting us in these to make herself look better..
I can be so bitchy sometimes

 

[AlexBailey]

I lied last week when trying on Bridesmaid dresses. I said I liked them and they were cute, but NOT! I mean seriously, she is just putting us in these to make herself look better..
I can be so bitchy sometimes

Holy shit! I never thought of that before… are there brides who really do that? They intentionally dress their bridesmaids down to make themselves look better?

 

[Mtnmike]

Didn't lie just never mentioned to wife I won money in a fishing tournament recently then same weekend went to the Casino with friend's and won more money, great weekend .

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Being out of batteries. Sorry that loud ass toy wont work.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Holy shit! I never thought of that before… are there brides who really do that? They intentionally dress their bridesmaids down to make themselves look better?

Those Bridezilla types are awful and there are plenty of them. Some choose dresses that are so bad, it must be to get revenge on sisters, cousins, friends for past actions. I also think there is no rule on having bridesmaids so if you want to make yourself look better, don’t have bridesmaids. You will be the only one people need to look at and you will get more attention by people wondering why you didn’t have bridesmaids

 

[AmberLGreen]

Didn't lie just never mentioned to wife I won money in a fishing tournament recently then same weekend went to the Casino with friend's and won more money, great weekend .

That is common sense. You deserve to treat yourself once in a while

 

[Mtnmike]

That is common sense. You deserve to treat yourself once in a while

Thank You Amber, unfortunately she doesn't feel the same lol.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Huffing Keyboard Cleaner Air Spray.

 

[StillRain]

Being happy

 

[English_guy_bkk]

If i had drunk more, I would have lasted longer..

 

[AlexBailey]

I told a troublesome client that I didn’t know how to fix her problem.

Actually I know exactly how to fix the problem she was asking about, but technically it wasn’t a lie… I just didn’t say the problem I couldn’t fix was herself.

 

[Chillygirl]

Someone asked how I was doing and I said “I’m good!”

 

[BigNiphey03]

We all do it. We all tell those little white lies

I have a lie that I tell quite often…

I don’t like coriander leaves (cilantro). It tastes disgustingly like soap. I used to tell people I didn’t like it and they would always say things such as “it is only a little bit, you won’t even know it is there”. Well, I did know. I can taste it. Now I lie about it and say I am allergic to it. They don’t pressure me to give it a try.

What little lies do you tell?

Telling lies about having sex meanwhile am still a virgin

 

[ashesatwork]

Someone asked how I was doing and I said “I’m good!”

I said ok. But I sure know the feeling.

 

[Nicefella]

Holy shit! I never thought of that before… are there brides who really do that? They intentionally dress their bridesmaids down to make themselves look better?

Yeah but they usually pick some dress they have no business putting themselves into and that just makes everyone look like shit.

 

[ericalauren]

My friend made me some snickerdoodle cookies. They were really dry. I told her I loved them.

 

[Xerxes82]

That I'm OK. A lot of the time I'm not, but that doesn't mean I want to talk about it.

That I had fun at whatever crowded event we attended. Outside of baseball or a really good concert, I'm full of shit and was probably miserable. People and I? We don't mix well.

We all do it. We all tell those little white lies

I have a lie that I tell quite often…

I don’t like coriander leaves (cilantro). It tastes disgustingly like soap. I used to tell people I didn’t like it and they would always say things such as “it is only a little bit, you won’t even know it is there”. Well, I did know. I can taste it. Now I lie about it and say I am allergic to it. They don’t pressure me to give it a try.

What little lies do you tell?

Also, that there is 100% no cilantro in this. I swear.

 

[farmertrappe]

Well tax deadline is coming up is all I will say.

 

[Backagainpart4]

In real life I’m very quiet and don’t offer many opinions. Sometimes my wife or close friends will ask me “What are you thinking about?“ Often it’s something or someone from here on Lit. Of course instead of telling the truth I make up some plausible answer.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I said I was going to do some cleaning today. Well, I did load the dishwasher. Might even empty a trash can. That sort of counts.