What have you done in the office?

Pretty much the same thing I do at home only farther away and wearing much more clothing. :)
 
in the office specifically - I was generous with downblouses :)
always with a bra :(
the tedium of the work office, a nice alternative for the guy's eyes.
and it would unloose my insides reminding me I need to fuck.
I never considered going w/o the bra.
outside the office, I've done a few workmates - 5 to be exact.

I liked having a bit of a reputation - I think it was a bit of exhibitionism.
 
Sucked cock. Ate pussy. Fucked ass and pussy and been fucked in my ass. I had a stashed pillow and blanket for such fun.
 
I caught our summer intern, a college boy, in the storeroom with one of our female employees. Marcy is early 30s and married with a young daughter. Brad had dropped his pants and Marcy was sucking his cock. I watched her performance from behind some shelves and soon became excited as she expertly manipulated his cock. Eventually they both disappeared from the company. Sometime after that, I happened to run into Brad at a bar, so I asked him about Marcy. He was caught off guard and started stumbling over his words, so I told him what I had seen in the storeroom. He told me they had been caught and fired. I told him to be more careful next time. Then we went back to his dorm and fucked like bunnies.
 
So far:

Eaten an avocado. Is that code?
Called someone a cunt Of course you did.
Made coffee for 6 folks. Including the cunt?
Done a bit of work
Put my out of office replies on for 11 days. 💃 Ah, you’re finally coming to visit.
 
Fired 182 people in one week.

OK, they all got early pensions and were willing to retire but it was a major RIF, especially as I then installed a recruitment ban, except for apprentices in their final year.
 
Well, as I remember, it was in the middle of the night when the phone rang. Guy was screaming his house was on fire and his kids were trapped. I paged fire and medics, then sat and waited to see who would answer up and tell me they were on the way.

Then there was the time State Police called and wanted my units as backup going to place where a guy said he had just killed a guy.

And the time the guy had run out of the house with a shot gun and by time my guys got to him he had used it on himself.

Or the time the hospital called and said they had a dead two year old and suspected the parents who were also there.

Or a few dozen other such incidents.


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But y'all go on with your silly shit.
 
I've traded naughty PMs. But that's about it. Ducking into the bathrooms at work for any stress relief seems very un-arousing.
 
I'd been my new defence job for a few weeks when the Cuban Missile crisis happened. I was a very junior manager.

I soon found out how useless I was considered. While the thousands of others left the prime military target, I and my colleague, him with only two weeks on the job, were positioned at the top of the highest tower on the site.

We were given a compass, and a protractor and asked to measure the height of any atomic bomb mushroom cloud we could see, the direction, and possible distance.

We knew it was pointless. Any atomic bomb in the county would be aimed at our heads.

We were also asked to talk continuously to our superiors who were in a deep underground shelter. They provided us with a Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare. If we stopped talking they would assume we had been hit and they would seal their bunker for a month...

We had a practice run. We felt very lonely with everyone else miles away. The Cuban missile crisis passed. But we still knew we were disposable.
 
Had a workfriend that would call me into her office to check the network cables to show me the panty choice for the day ... If I came in wearing contacts, she knew I'd be between her legs at some point during the day.
 
Had a workfriend that would call me into her office to check the network cables to show me the panty choice for the day ... If I came in wearing contacts, she knew I'd be between her legs at some point during the day.
Hope you did a risk assessment. Health and Safety regs are no laughing matter, sonny.
 
some time ago i was in my office catching up on some work. the office manager and i had been flirting for some time but on this day she entered my office, turned off the light to get my attention. she was wearing a super sexy bra, matching pantied and stockings. needless to say we went at it like the world was going to end. she was married and i was already in a relationship but we carried on having sex even after i left the company. it was a great three years of endless sex. good times.....
 
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