What Have You Chatted About With The Litster Above? 🤷🏽

[MrPimms]

He talked with me about the time he was abducted by aliens. Yep, true. And how they tested him sexually and found that by blowing sound into his ass at a certain frequency, it would make his cock grow. Which is why bro is sporting a 13 inch fat cock. The side effect was that the boner would not deflate until after a few days, was painful, and could not ejaculate. He said he's hoping they abduct him again so they can fix that.

Just ask him about it. He'll tell you.

This is the truth.

I wanted them to teach me to cook but the translator got broken. Which is a half truth as the translator machine looked a bit like one of them fleshlights, it was supposed to be spoken into, but dude made me crazy horny.

It’s true. ask MrTenant.

And. Not so much talking as heavy breathing.

 

[cheekygirl75]

This is the truth.

I wanted them to teach me to cook but the translator got broken. Which is a half truth as the translator machine looked a bit like one of them fleshlights, it was supposed to be spoken into, but dude made me crazy horny.

It’s true. ask MrTenant.

And. Not so much talking as heavy breathing.

Laundry. I guess he was saving the alien info for the next DM.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Laundry. I guess he was saving the alien info for the next DM.

I asked if i could borrow her flogger.

 

[PageWriter2]

Nothing yet, but never say never.

 

[MrPimms]

Nope. I can write pages. See, I just wrote pages. I did it again! I am author!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Not a thing.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

EVERYTHING!