What happens if your fart in a wetsuit?

[BlondGirl]

Or in latex or tight leather pants?

I am curious. Does the fart just hang out with you for a while until you make an effort to set it free? Does it creep out through the seams? Can you feel it rolling around under the fabric?

Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[Laurel]

http://www.game-ops.com/images/balloonman2.jpg

 

[koalabear]

If the suit is wet it makes a slapping noise........so I have heard!

 

[glamorilla]

http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/funny/jump3.gif

 

[navarre]

It just escapes by itself. However, if you are wearing a fully enclosed and sealed drysuit......

 

[Starfish]

Squinchy feelings are what happens. Poor fools.

 

[riff]

You feel it roll around, but it depends on the suit.

 

[BlondGirl]

Does it ever roll around to the front and then pop out at your neckline?

 

[LRC]

http://www.game-ops.com/images/balloonman2.jpg

Yikes ..... what did that guy have for dinner?

All you can eat bean buritos?

 

[Cibo]

http://www.game-ops.com/images/balloonman2.jpg

ROFL!

 

[Wiggles]

Uh, POODLE!



How in the hell did Laurel find that pic so fast?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Actually, you call yourself Problem Child.


*snort giggle*

 

[LukkyKnight]

Is it just me, or does it look like that guy is holding his breath?

 

[navarre]

Does it ever roll around to the front and then pop out at your neckline?

Yes it does! Not pleasant.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Is it just me, or does it look like that guy is holding his breath?

Holy fuck, wouldn't you?

Laurel rocks!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Laurel was set up, I think.

It is a great pic, though.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

wow i'm kinda curious now, i never thought about it until now hmm

 

[phrodeau]

If the suit is snug enough, the elastic pressure will force it to return from whence it came.

 

[Sillyman]

Well, this has been disturbing.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel was set up, I think.

Nah. It was one of those moments when things just came together. Saw her post, looked up "balloon man" in the Google photo search, and voila! there he was. Now you know all of my secrets.

 

[Rhys]

whatever you do...

DON'T pee in your wetsuit...


just don't okay...

its unpleasant...trust me...

 

[Laurel]

This thread has been most educational.

 

[glamorilla]

Daddy I want an oompa loompa!

 

[Laurel]

LMAO!

 

[yuppietowngirl]

S'Real's reality

Always wanted to show this pic...it is hilarious

This is what I think it would look like

edited to remove pic