What happened to Superman's red shorts?

[islandman]

What's next, apple pie no longer made of apples?

Discuss.

 

[butters]

What's next, apple pie no longer made of apples?

Discuss.

pollution

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

He finally potty trained.

 

[KRCummings]

Well obviously someone isn't as well hung as Mr. Reeve was and didn't need the extra room.

 

[richard_daily]

I didn't think it was possible for superman to look more homo-erotic, but they pulled it off.

 

[islandman]

I didn't think it was possible for superman to look more homo-erotic, but they pulled it off.

That's a very weird response.

 

[richard_daily]

That's a very weird response.

I am not sure what straight man would look at either of those pictures and not think it was a bit of a strange way for a guy to dress.

I'm not disparaging anyone with that remark.

I don't get how people didn't realize that the singer from Judas Priest was gay either.

 

[KRCummings]

That's a very weird response.

Inaccurate, too since Superman is hardly homo-erotic. Aspects of the stories and such maybe but not the character himself. Little too clean cut, covered up and obviously straight to be homo-erotic.

 

[lovetoread]

Who cares about the shorts, look at the new superman's abs!

 

[islandman]

I am not sure what straight man would look at either of those pictures and not think it was a bit of a strange way for a guy to dress.

Why would anyone - straight or otherwise - think it a strange way for a fictional character to dress?

 

[KRCummings]

Why would anyone - straight or otherwise - think it a strange way for a fictional character to dress?

An alien fictional character at that.

 

[CHNOPS]

Donald Duck had no pants.

 

[KRCummings]

Who cares about the shorts, look at the new superman's abs!

Have you seen Cavill before this? Holy shit. He has hotness down to a science.

 

[KRCummings]

Donald Duck had no pants.

And obviously wasn't sporting much down there. It's no wonder Daisy had an affair with Pluto.

 

[lovetoread]

Have you seen Cavill before this? Holy shit. He has hotness down to a science.

I have not really known about him till this movie.

 

[islandman]

Now I'm thinking about that awful, awful Howard The Duck movie.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Donald Duck had no pants.

Fred Flintstone didn't have pants, either.

 

[CHNOPS]

And obviously wasn't sporting much down there. It's no wonder Daisy had an affair with Pluto.

I thought the way she did it was funny, too. Sending him off on a golfing trip like that. Those Disney guys were clever.

 

[lovetoread]

Now I'm thinking about that awful, awful Howard The Duck movie.

Hey now, I liked that movie.

He was cool and stuff.

 

[KRCummings]

Now I'm thinking about that awful, awful Howard The Duck movie.

I re-visited that once a few years ago. I thought maybe time would be kind to it. Nope.

 

[islandman]

Hey now, I liked that movie.

He was cool and stuff.

You probably like Masters of the Universe too.

 

[KRCummings]

I have not really known about him till this movie.

Yeah, do yourself a favor and look him up.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I have not really known about him till this movie.

You should peep this. Homeboy was brolic.

Somebody watched the Clash Of The Titans remake and said, "this is how you do it when you don't give a fuck about a PG-13 rating."

 

[lovetoread]

You probably like Masters of the Universe too.

I HAVE THE POWER!

 

[islandman]

I HAVE THE POWER!

Yeah you do: