What Goes On In The Men's Room

[Liar]

Men, do you know your way around the social enigma that is the urinals? Women, do you think you understand the core of the male psyche?

Take the Test and find out.

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

 

[cheerful_deviant]

40 out of 60 for me. Apparently I'm only marginally competant.



Liar, where do you find this stuff? You must have entirely too much free time on your hands.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I scored a 30/60 and it said I was probably a woman.

 

[minsue]

Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.


If there ain't a door, I ain't pissing.

 

[yui]

35 out of 60

"Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting that time when 'your dog' mysteriously wrote his name in the snow on your neighbour's lawn. Yeah, that's right, we know."

I wish I could write names in snow...I would rule the world! Mwahahahaha!

 

[rgraham666]

Well, that was fun.

Once again I'm told by guys that I'm not really a guy.

For which I am thankful. We're already up to our armpits in guys and where has it got us?

I'm a man, thank you very much.

 

[minsue]

35 out of 60

"Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting that time when 'your dog' mysteriously wrote his name in the snow on your neighbour's lawn. Yeah, that's right, we know."

I wish I could write names in snow...I would rule the world! Mwahahahaha!

If you really put your mind to it, you can. . .

 

[minsue]

Well, that was fun.

Once again I'm told by guys that I'm not really a guy.

For which I am thankful. We're already up to our armpits in guys and where has it got us?

I'm a man, thank you very much.

Hear hear!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

If you really put your mind to it, you can. . .

But it takes a lot of coordination.

 

[yui]

But it takes a lot of coordination.

And a funnel.

 

[minsue]

And a funnel.

That's just cheating

 

[cheerful_deviant]

And a funnel.

Now there's an attractive mental image.

 

[minsue]

Now there's an attractive mental image.

It's Yui, CD. She's attractive regardless.

 

[Liar]

Now there's an attractive mental image.

Each to his own, ducky.


I scored 40. I guess that makes me bloke enough for my own ambitions.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I wish I could write names in snow...I would rule the world! Mwahahahaha!

Possibly not, but there's a scene in a movie - I think it's called "Sex and the Emperor" - that you might want to see. A madam in the street of red lanterns has a genuinely interesting no-hands calligraphy method. It's most impressive

(Watch out for the ending though, it gets quite grotesque.)

Shanglan

 

[LadyJeanne]

Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.


If there ain't a door, I ain't pissing.

Chalk another one up for the girls...I got this too with a 20.


Can't they just install wall partitions?

 

[yui]

Chalk another one up for the girls...I got this too with a 20.


Can't they just install wall partitions?

Then how would they have pissing contests?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Then how would they have pissing contests?

Same way they do now - sports.

 

[TheEarl]

Your Score

60 out of 60


We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!

Well, we English know our urinal etiquette.

The Earl

 

[ElizabethWest]

Well, we English know our urinal etiquette.

The Earl

You are all man, Earl....

even with those socks...

 

[carsonshepherd]

This quiz is for straight bathrooms, right...?

40/60.

 

[Liar]

This quiz is for straight bathrooms, right...?

40/60.

Straight, macho and homophobic. And you scored pretty well.

 

[TheEarl]

This quiz is for straight bathrooms, right...?

40/60.

Even for gay men, urinal etiquette should hold true. It's a case of manly cool, rather than who you're attracted to.

The Earl

 

[carsonshepherd]

Even for gay men, urinal etiquette should hold true. It's a case of manly cool, rather than who you're attracted to.

The Earl

I was just kidding, Earl of Greywall. Hey... nice socks...

 

[yui]

Even for gay men, urinal etiquette should hold true. It's a case of manly cool, rather than who you're attracted to.

The Earl

But don't you ever want to peek? I would be a lousy man. I'd want to look.