What gender is Bridgeburner?

[Salvor-Hardon]

Do I have to be joking?

Yeah I would have thought Marquis sense of humor was more along the lines of "Descartes was drinking in a cafe one day and a waitress asks him if he wants more wine. 'I think not' he replies and poof he disappears".




Ahhh I love that joke!

 

[bridgeburner]

When I first hit lit, my _impression_ of bridgeburner was that of a cranky male. I mean really... how many gals can you imagine using "fuckety" as an av line???

Then I started seeing things that didn't _quite_ fit that mold. Then I saw things with a decidedly feminine twist to them. Then it dawned on me. bb was operating with a seriously "Maxine" bent (if you haven't seen that series of greeting cards, OMG you are in for a hoot! Get a taste of her here: http://www.wtv-zone.com/jizoint546/max/max11index.html ).

bb is a gal, and I REALLY like her style.

<slingblade voice> I like the way you talk. </slingblade voice> ;->



That Maxine is a pip! I've decided that after I'm done being a Cougar I'll be a Maxine... all of this many years into my future, of course. I think you're not allowed to be a Cougar until you're at least 45.

-B

 

[cati]

Bridgeburner is an effeminate male dentist (get it...bridgeburner).
or HE could be a transexual, or HE could be just a j**k with gender issues who likes to play around with his posts to keep people (with nothing better to do) guessing about his "sex".

 

[jadefirefly]

Yeah I would have thought Marquis sense of humor was more along the lines of "Descartes was drinking in a cafe one day and a waitress asks him if he wants more wine. 'I think not' he replies and poof he disappears".




Ahhh I love that joke!

*snicker* I've never heard that before. That's cute.

 

[shy slave]

*snicker* I've never heard that before. That's cute.

joins Jade laughing, long time since I heard that one (or a similiar variation)

Thanks Salvor

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*snicker* I've never heard that before. That's cute.

Did you hear about when teh Dhali Lama came to New York, and stopped at a hot dog cart. the vendor asked him "what'll ya have?" and the Dhali Lama replied "Make me one with everything".



I loved philosophy and world religion class.

 

[bridgeburner]

Oh, god, Salvor, you're killing me here!

It's even worse because I can't tell a joke with a punchline to save my life, so I can't even share these with anyone!!

-B

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Oh, god, Salvor, you're killing me here!

It's even worse because I can't tell a joke with a punchline to save my life, so I can't even share these with anyone!!

-B

Trust me if you hear a joke from me, its not one you want to share with people. Most jokes I tell I get that confused squint and tilted head look.

One more then I'll be good.

How many Surrealist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FISH!

or

17-- 5 to ride the giraffe and 3 to slap the midget with a fish

 

[bridgeburner]

Okay, I'm a dork. I love those.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Okay, I'm a dork. I love those.

YAY!!!! some one likes my jokes!

I am so happy now.

 

[shy slave]

Salvor they made me smile, had not heard the Dhali Lama one before

 

[jadefirefly]

Trust me if you hear a joke from me, its not one you want to share with people. Most jokes I tell I get that confused squint and tilted head look.

One more then I'll be good.

How many Surrealist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FISH!

or

17-- 5 to ride the giraffe and 3 to slap the midget with a fish

That is AWESOME!

When I was being talked into LARPing (yes, yes, laugh... I sucked at it) I asked a friend if I should try playing a Malkavian. (They're the mentally screwed up ones... in case you didn't know.)

He told me he'd tell me a joke, and if I laughed, I was allowed to play one.

"How many Malkavians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but only if the tomato is ripe and the chicken is willing."


I laughed.


**crawls off to her geek-hole to hide now**

 

[MechaBlade]

So Jenny McCarthy is your dream date, eh?


-B

She's my wifey. Hot and not ashamed to do a shoe ad on the toilet.

Do I have to be joking?

I sure hope you are. She posts all the time in the jacking thread.

Trust me if you hear a joke from me, its not one you want to share with people. Most jokes I tell I get that confused squint and tilted head look.

One more then I'll be good.

How many Surrealist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FISH!

or

17-- 5 to ride the giraffe and 3 to slap the midget with a fish

LOLz0r.

 

[Marquis]

I sure hope you are. She posts all the time in the jacking thread.

BB and I are good friends. He and I have been talking for years.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

That is AWESOME!

When I was being talked into LARPing (yes, yes, laugh... I sucked at it) I asked a friend if I should try playing a Malkavian. (They're the mentally screwed up ones... in case you didn't know.)

He told me he'd tell me a joke, and if I laughed, I was allowed to play one.

"How many Malkavians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but only if the tomato is ripe and the chicken is willing."


I laughed.


**crawls off to her geek-hole to hide now**

TOO FUNNY!

Yes I knew Malkavians (long story not nearly funny and way to revealing for a public board) and I laughed too. Gald to know there are more out there then I thought previously.

I love these internets thingies

 

[bridgeburner]

She's my wifey. Hot and not ashamed to do a shoe ad on the toilet.

There's a long scene in the film 21 of Patsy Kensit on the toilet. She gives an entire monologue talking to the camera while taking a piss. I don't know that you'd have any interest at all in the rest of the film, but Patsy Kensit's hot and the scene is long enough to be embarrassing....or at least I remember it that way. It came out in 1991 so it's stuck with me for, what 15 years?

I sure hope you are. She posts all the time in the jacking thread.

Now there's a thread that needs some action. We've all of us been falling down on the job lately. Is it going to come down to challenges and official assignments again?

-B