what exactly is a killer muffin?

[Silverluna]

Is it like a murder weapon? or does it possess human like charcteristics?

 

[christophe]

possibly one with too much bran

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[Guest]

It's a puss with a grip so tight, so deadly, that it invokes the fear of God into all that cross it.

 

[Gaucho]

Not to mention a pink water pistol.

 

[Silverluna]

not good enough...i want more concrete evidence!

 

[ksmybuttons]

 

[Guest]

It's a puss with a grip so tight, so deadly, that it invokes the fear of God into all that cross it.

It has teeth. Stud Muffin is the only one with evidence, but a certain part of him is being held hostage.

 

[fgarvb1]

It's a puss with a grip so tight, so deadly, that it invokes the fear of God into all that cross it.

I was afraid i was going to have a heart attack!

And if she had been ten years older or i had been ten years younger i'd have married her like she asked!

Just for the sex!

I'm guessing maybe one out of a hundred females have the killer muffin.

 

[Cheyenne]

There is only one Killermuffin.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

"Killermuffin" is a tune from London's Drum and Bass King, Goldie.

"KillerMuffin" is a Lit poster and smut story writer.

"killer muffin" is either a really good muffin or it's got hemlock in it.

Hope that clears things up!

 

[patient1]

Not to mention a pink water pistol.

That's not a water pistol on her posterior,
she's pissed off to see you!

 

[patient1]

 

[patient1]

. accursed multiple post.

 

[patient1]

.

 

[Earthmuffin]

KillerMuffin is my evil twin when I'm a good girl and post regularly!

*bighugs* to KM!

 

[patient1]

A quadruple post!
Is that a record?

 

[Ishmael]

KillerMuffin is a computer program that has propogated itself across several domains. It appears to be 'self-aware'. This outward appearance is due to the outrageous and wholely unbelievable erotic stories that it churns out. The core inference engine was obvioulsy done by a seventeen year old boy.

The random and sporadic posts to the board are merely a ruse to maintain credibility. The moderator fo the forum attributed to KillerMuffin is actually taken care of by a 72 year old woman named Florence, a one time court stenographer.

The AV is merely to convey a hostile image so as to coerce the meek not to delve to deeply into the core code of the demonic engine. Those that have not heeded this have been victims of swift retribution. Including becoming the meek protagonists of it's devilish word and sentence structures.

The "Brave New World" is upon us.

Ishmael

 

[Minkey Boodle]

When Baked Goods Attack is gonna be on Fox next weekend.

Apparently, muffins without their tops are prone to catching rabies.

 

[Bushido71XS]

One cool chick

 

[Dillinger]

KillerMuffin is a goddess and, I believe, the only person to ever have public cyber-sex with Gnufi Poppets.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

"Killermuffin" is a tune from London's Drum and Bass King, Goldie.

"KillerMuffin" is a Lit poster and smut story writer.

"killer muffin" is either a really good muffin or it's got hemlock in it.

Hope that clears things up!

That's most enlightening. I assumed it to be a reference to your bum.

 

[bknight2602]

"Killermuffin" is a tune from London's Drum and Bass King, Goldie.

"KillerMuffin" is a Lit poster and smut story writer.

"killer muffin" is either a really good muffin or it's got hemlock in it.

Hope that clears things up!

LOL

 

[Gaucho]

When Baked Goods Attack is gonna be on Fox next weekend.

You've heard of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Well, this is, um, better. Yeah. Much better.

That's what I meant. Really.