What does your name mean?

[Laurel]

Re: Not that any of you are actually taking this seriously, but...

I swear to the mythical Supreme Being that one day I'm going to start my own religion based on divine personal revelation revealed to me by telepathic Gallapogos Lizards -- just to see if I can.

I'll be your first disciple, provided I get my own summer house and Swiss bank account when the donations start pouring in.

 

[Purple Haze]

My parents almost named me Todd.

How would my life be different now?

 

[Dillinger]

I've posted this in other threads as well... but here it is, since its pertinent to the subject matter at hand...

For the uninitiated, the baroque legend goes something like this: shorty after Dillinger was gunned down by the FBI in front of a Chicago movie theater in 1934, his corpse was taken to the morgue for an autopsy.

There an attending pathologist noticed what a fine specimen his member was (said to be 14 in. flaccid, 20 in. erect), and absconded away with it, a scenario that probably makes most people wonder just how safe their gold fillings are. After shuffling around a bit it ended up in the Smithsonian Institution, where its presumably inhabiting a display case somewhere in between the Hope diamond and Edison's light bulb.

Also - there is the connection between Dillinger and the Illuminati (JDDFYS - The John Dillinger Died For You Society).

The John Dillinger Died For You Society has its headquarters in Mad Dog, Texas, but was founded in Austin, Texas several years ago. It is affiliated with the Bavarian Illuminati, a cabal of conspirators who run the whole world behind the scenes.

Other groups associated with the Illuminati include (but are not limited to):Students for a Democratic Society, the Communist Party USA, the American Anarchist Assn., the Junior Chamber of Commerce, the Black Lotus Society, the Republican Party, the Yiddish Pickle Cabal in Halifax, and the Camp Fire Girls.

http://www.snopes2.com/sex/penile/dilling.htm

 

[CreamyLady]

Well, it's all in fun until it hits a nerve. However, given the number of nerves on this planet, it is only a matter of time before any one of them is hit.

I did read tarot for 25 years, and took money for it. I don't now; I only read when necessary. Am I psychic? No, not really. Intuitive, certainly, and sensitive to body language and nuance, but not a mindreader, or clairvoyant, or anything of that nature. People were satisfied, though; I was good at reading them, and it was probably that favorable first-impression business. I didn't encourage repeat readings; people who wanted to come back were more in need of a proper therapist than a tarot reader.

I don't think of people as credulous fools, nor do I think that every astrologer/card reader/palmist/tea leaf reader is a charlatan. I think that if someone needs to face a problem, they will look for someone to talk to, and hopefully it will be a person with some common sense who can understand the situation at a glance; never mind if it is the expression in someone's eyes, a stiffness in their body, or the pattern of leaves in a cup.

Listening is what's important.

 

[BiBabe:)]

"Your first name of Stacie has given you a responsible, expressive, inspirational, and friendly personality. Expression comes naturally to you and you are rarely at a loss for words; in fact, you have to put forth effort at times to curb an over-active tongue. Self-confidence has made it easy for you to meet people and you are well-liked for your spontaneous, happy ways. You sincerely like people and do not often experience loneliness; your work and home-life are likely filled with association You enjoy music and could have a fine singing voice; however, the study could be somewhat difficult because you do not find it easy to apply yourself to concentrated study for long periods. In this respect, this name is not altogether constructive; it creates a somewhat scattering influence which makes it difficult for you to finish what you start. This name brings disappointments and emotional involvements through being too sympathetic and easily influenced. As a result of your active nature, you have an appetite for quick-energy foods, which you could consume to excess. Health weakness appear as skin conditions, or as ailments relative to the liver."

I don't know what to say. This is basically all true. I am quite confident in myself, I am certainly not lonely, I do have my way with words, I love music, and I have a little trouble with studying, because I cannot apply myself.

The only thing that was realy off was that bit about the quick-energy foods. Sure, I like sugar, but I wouldn't call myself a sugar-freak.

What's with the health things though? How could a name really have anything to do with my future health conditions? I guess I'll just have to wait and see. The site knew a lot about my character, I never know what else they know.

Until later,

Stacie

 

[Ambrosious]

Damn...just damn.

It called me: Fatty, fatty, 2 by 4?

What's this about a "Bathroom door?"

 

[Madame Pandora]

Re: Not that any of you are actually taking this seriously, but...

It's astonishing the lengths of supernatural
I swear to the mythical Supreme Being that one day I'm going to start my own religion based on divine personal revelation revealed to me by telepathic Gallapogos Lizards -- just to see if I can.

Laurel kinda beat me to this (subtle wench that she is) but I was about to remark about a popular sci-fi author of yore already coming up with something like this

LOL

MP

 

[Adoratrice]

Your name of ***** gives you a highly sensitive, idealistic, and intuitive nature. You could be very expressive and creative in the arts, music, or drama. However, there is a lack of practicality and business judgment which could limit your success. You feel and sense much that you do not fully understand, and you can be deeply influenced through the thoughts and feelings of others without realizing just how you are being affected. Others are inclined to take advantage of your generosity and friendliness and then, when there is a lack of reciprocation, you can feel very despondent and disillusioned. Moods are a problem as you can be highly inspired one minute, and the next become quite irritated and annoyed over some ill-timed remark or lack of consideration on the part of someone close to you. You could suffer through nervous breakdowns, as well as disturbed thoughts, poor memory, or disorders in the fluid functions.


I had to do some digging in other languages to find my name....but it seems pretty accurate.unfortunatly.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I Grok You

I was about to remark about a popular sci-fi author of yore already coming up with something like this

Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.

 

[Mistress]

Jesus

Thats creepy, it IS like me! lol, Gonna have to put that on my site hehe =b

RESULTS:

The first name ofMisty gives you a dynamic and highly strung nature. You have a humanitarian and principled side to your character and will go out of your way to help someone if you feel there is injustice or unfairness. You often become involved in situations without any thought of the consequences. You are basically seeking truth in life and have a very analytical and questioning mind. Being perceptive and intuitive, you often respond to your hunches, which can lead you into bitter experiences. You love change, travel, and new opportunities and dislike monotonous detail. Though you show enthusiasm over a new-found interest, you seldom finish the things you start. If you are repressed or restricted in any way, you become frustrated, moody, and depressed. You often speak directly and can be cutting and sarcastic. You experience many disappointments with people, for you trust others and take them at their word, only to be let down. In time, you could become cynical and extremely critical towards people. Your driving, seeking nature and intensity of feelings could cause you to experience nervous breakdowns, nervous problems, fits, goitre, or a weak and sensitive solar plexus. An impulsiveness could cause you to be accident prone.

 

[*bratcat*]

catherine

 

[Todd]

Your name of Todd creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas. You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it. Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become supercilious or somewhat "know it all" in your attitude. This characteristic could make you rather unpopular with your associates. Although you are very knowledgeable and intelligent, you often find spontaneous verbal expression difficult. You crave friendship, understanding, love, and affection abut your reserved manner appears forbidding to others. You can give expression to your personal thoughts and feelings most fluently through the written word. You have a sensitive nature--sensitive to your environment and particularly sensitive to how your deeper and more serious interests are regarded by others. Your feelings are very easily hurt and to protect yourself you withdraw within the realms of your own private thoughts and shut out the rest of the world. Moods, which are your worst enemy, result. Your sensitivity and lack of verbal expression frustrate and limit the satisfaction in life to be gained from your responsible and capable nature. Health problems arise due to worry and a sensitivity in the respiratory area which could lead to problems with the heart, lungs, or bronchial organs.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Couldn't find it on the list, but

I think "2 dogs fucking" is pretty much self-explanatory in its meaning.

 

[Dillinger]

Want to have fun? Put in the names of the "cast" of Survivor and see what it says... here's an example...

"Your name Jerri indicates one of those truly annoying personalities that no one can stand to be around. Go fuck yourself... ok?"

I also found Beavis - but no Butthead - though there was a Butt...

 

[Jade]

Re: Not that any of you are actually taking this seriously, but...

When I was 13 and on a teenage Vision-Quest for all things magic and after I had just finished my assessment that astrology was poo-poo, I turned my attention to things like palm-reading, phrenology and numerology, or the silly notion that ascribing numbers to the letters in our names "meant" something. Add this leter and that letter and get your magic number and you're suddenly "a lucky but moody fellow" or some such crap.

It's astonishing the lengths of supernatural rationalization and hyperbole we humans go to to define ourselves in quasi-mystic ways. We skeptically assess all events in nature demanding proofs for all spurious and fantastic statements, but anything that smells remotely of divination, from reading the bumps on your head to freckles on your ass, is immediately given by the vast majority wide berth in the Sea of Credence. Why is that?

I was reading the text on that web site and came across this mind-numbing bit of nothing: "Mind and thought have their origin in an abstract plane of conscious intelligence, which comes into manifest form through the symbols of language." Yeah, well, thank you, Yoko.

I swear to the mythical Supreme Being that one day I'm going to start my own religion based on divine personal revelation revealed to me by telepathic Gallapogos Lizards -- just to see if I can.

The quest of learning about one's self is so neverending though... and it should be.

Sure it gets a little silly and it's extremely easy to conform and compromise and fall into all of these categories that are described in ways to make us feel "unique" yet really we're duped into that frame of mind while we are lumped into the same damn massive place, in a functional, fitting the marjority of human life sort of way... if that makes sense.

Anyway, I'm with Laurel.

~Unlucky but non-moody chick~

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: <Insert Twilight Zone Music Here>

This is me to a 'T'! I feel a bit freaked.

Your first name of K****

I bet I know what YOUR real name is...... (Hint: go back and read the first post in the thread.)

 

[Cheyenne]

I was reading the text on that web site and came across this mind-numbing bit of nothing: "Mind and thought have their origin in an abstract plane of conscious intelligence, which comes into manifest form through the symbols of language." Yeah, well, thank you, Yoko.

You actually read stuff at the site? I didn't even realize this was based on numbers until you pointed it out. Just went to the site, found the search box and entered my name. You get an "A" for effort, DCL.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh, I read it. Intellectual flatuence masking as spirituality always fascinates me.

 

[RonG]

The Kabalarians are charlatans, of course. But since my name profile would lead me to have difficulty with verbal and written expression, that is all I can string together at the moment.

I did like the end quote about my name creating frequent headaches. I can believe that. Fortunately, I appear to be a donor of headaches as I don't suffer from them myself.

 

[brazenblaze]

Damn...I always suspected I was an independant bitch...but to have it spelled out so blatantly...well that is just more than I can bear. *sniff*

*going to call my mother and give her a piece of my mind over her "baby name" choices*