mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2003
- Posts
- 50,217
Consider wearing fishnets.
Eat a whole box of caramel cream dark chocolates.
Ben
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Consider wearing fishnets.
Eat a whole box of caramel cream dark chocolates.
Ben
Make my angle more acute
Tug on the other side, to even the angle out.
Thanks! The lack of congruence in my avatar can be upsetting
I really want to run my hands up those hamstrings![]()
Have a smoke, haven't had one since I quit over 10 years ago..Ask him if he knows that Dickroot love is a thing and ask him to go just an inch lower
Thanks! The lack of congruence in my avatar can be upsetting
I really want to run my hands up those hamstrings![]()
Have a smoke, haven't had one since I quit over 10 years ago..
Honestly things but I can’t even form a coherent thought right now
Lol soooo late,
Take a scissors and very carefully snip just to the right of that golden tab
Pull up his pants... It is cold tonight![]()
Lick her….paws
Rock his boat.
Ask if she's been a good girl. *hugs*
Tell all the knights to stop trying to validate their masculinity by killing dragons
,get out of my clothing
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Find a dark corner to hug and kiss and grope...![]()

Book him for a gig singing and playing guitar……..taking 60 precent of the pre sales and 20 off the bar sales.
He gets to keep all the bottle service tables and any walk in’s
Makes me wanna throw on a kilt, hike up to the Scottish highlands, and yell, "Freedommmmm!"
Ben
Go find my high school geometry teacher & tell her this would have been a better way to keep us interested in class![]()
get my eyes checked.
Give him my wool coat before he catches pneumonia
Make coffee and lick the foam offSit down behind her![]()

Make coffee and lick the foam off![]()