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eat a booty
Run away from the BogeyTurn off my ability to view avatars
Avoid eye contact
Put on some sunglasses
Pollenate.
Draw a picture.
Draw a picture.
Eat it
Watch a commercial
Lick her petals.
Get out my protractor
Check for anatomical correctness.
Sexual yoga
Blow a zerbert on his tummy.
Sigh...for you youngins
zerbert (plural zerberts) (informal) The sound that occurs where someone places the mouth against skin and blows, imitative of the sound of flatulence.
Look at bomber nose art.
To steal BadAmy’s line....
Blow a zerbert on his tummy.
To steal BadAmy’s line....
Blow a zerbert on his tummy.
Stare without being obvious yet subtly show interest.
Tickle his tummy.
Visit his workshop
Have milk and cookies.