What does the avatar above you make you want to do?

[Deleted member 3041612]

Get a hotel room and extend an invitation to a friend of mine. They all have that same chair.

When I win the Lottery, rent a private plane to escape my current reality.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Check under my seat for the life jacket.

Take an extended tour of Germany.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Take an extended tour of Germany.

Get her silk dirndl out of storage, buy her a big gingerbread heart and fill the fridge with beer

 

[n8Romantic]

Give her a big hug.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Give her a big hug.

Find a pumpkin mask for a squirrel & scare my dog with it

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Plant a kiss on her forehead.

 

[Cat]

Plant a kiss on her forehead.

Take a long warm shower

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Take a long warm shower

Replace her finger with mine

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Lend her my towel after her shower.

 

[mickyp123]

Lend her my towel after her shower.

Watch Spartacus

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Hope he lets me pet his nose

Say “I have a bone to pick with you”

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Say “I have a bone to pick with you”

Rub his bald head like a crystal ball.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Say “I have a bone to pick with you”

Flash him my panties

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Flash him my panties

Give her a pole to dance on

 

[neakman]

Give her a pole to dance on

spray and wipe off the counter.

 

[cheekygirl75]

spray and wipe off the counter.

Go to the gym

 

[AZDryHeat]

Take off her glasses.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Take off her glasses.

Take a road trip.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Take a road trip.

Light to a bunch of candles

 

[BadAmy]

Light to a bunch of candles

massage his scalp

 

[BadAmy]

Make her squeak

again?
hehe
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[Smoothshavendad]

again?
hehe
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Turn her over my knee… repeatedly.

 

[BadAmy]

Turn her over my knee… repeatedly.

practice my nursing skills.
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[Deacon_Voss]

practice my nursing skills.
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"Practice" my other skills

 

[Taegul]

Hug the fuck out of him.

My answer is the same as always. Turn those frowns upside down.