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Behave...or does it?![]()
Take pictures.
Buy him a sharp razor.

Check out that bulge...what's going on there?![]()

Find a Barbie to keep him companyRequest the rearview.![]()
Grab that ass with both handsFind a Barbie to keep him company![]()
Grab that ass with both hands
Squeeze his muscles.
Get a pedicure.
Watch an 80s movie
Watch re-runs of kojak
Buy a pair of aviator Sun glasses (I want to be maverick!)
Not do laundry
Laugh![]()
Find her.
Want them to just do it already

Every time I see her avatar I stroke my own hairRub 1000SPF all over my skin put on sunglasses just to say Hello![]()
Every time I see her avatar I stroke my own hair
Wish I had been born with an elegant neck like hers![]()