What Does Ms. Manners Say About Couples Fighting?

[Moridin187]

When you're a guest in someone's house.. And your hosts are going at it in a major way, seemingly every five minutes.. What do you do?

 

[Laci]

Grab a cup of water and splash it across your breasts making sure each nipple is well defined hiding behind the cloth. Trust me almost everyone will stop to stare at something like that, Of course later I'm sure it' will be something new for them to fight about. " I saw you staring at her breasts". Or if your a guy simply pull out your penis and run around the room shaking it in the air yelling "Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky". I'm sure you wont have to worry about being invited back to one of their disfunctional get togethers again.

or

Just tell them to shut the hell up and sit down

 

[Moridin187]

if your a guy simply pull out your penis and run around the room shaking it in the air yelling "Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky". I'm sure you wont have to worry about being invited back to one of their disfunctional get togethers again.

or

Just tell them to shut the hell up and sit down

ROFL... And here I thought just going out of the room was the sensible thing to do..

 

[Wizard]

Leave......................I hate that game....next they want you to pick sides..........I just don't need that kind of shit....

 

[Laci]

What would be the fun in that after all they put you through. One of my ex's took me to his brothers house and he and his wife would walk into a seperate room and scream their heads off at each other like the wall did such a great job blocking out their curses. They came stomping out of the room leaving the house and going off their seperate ways. They had been gone for so long my ex and I decided to have a little fun and jumped each others bones on the couch. In the middle of our fun both his brother and his wife came in to find us completely nude getting it on. Then they had the nerve to tell us our actions were inappropriate and they would no longer wish to have us over for company. The nerve.

 

[Tim1]

When you're a guest in someone's house.. And your hosts are going at it in a major way, seemingly every five minutes.. What do you do?

I would take side bets as to who is going to throw the first punch.

Or I'd run around shaking my winky and asking if I could wash it in the sinky

 

[Laci]

LOL. I think I'd pay to see you runnning around with your winky.

 

[Sorsha]

i get up and go home, leaving them feeling like the arses that they are.

 

[morninggirl5]

I don't go to their house on the weekends or after 6 pm in the evenings. They're both home then and if they're both home, they're fighting.


This has been a daily occurrence for over a year. At this point, I don't think they know how to do anything BUT fight.