What does Bloved-based BDSM look like?

[YourCaptor]

So this guy, he's an odd character, and I've kind of been wondering, how does his type of relationships actually work.

Probably a lot of talking, a loooot of talking. The sub waits patiently, hours before she sees a break allowing her to speak. Her mouth opens and... his eyes glaze over with a senile look, smiles, and starts talking to himself again.

So finally if story time ends, sub is given some orders, she does her best, yet every time she starts something, eyes glaze over with a senile look, smiles, and he insists he meant for her to do the exact opposite of whatever it was she started.

What do you think?

anyone want to add?

 

[WriterDom]

I imagine it would be pretty unhealthy with all the second hand smoke. The mustache is yellow for a reason and it isn't L'Oreal.

 

[Cattypuss]

Oooooooh I hope DeepGreenEyes posts to this thread. I could do with a laugh.

 

[satindesire]

It looks like Schrödinger's cat.

 

[fuckmeat]

It looks like Schrödinger's cat.

roflmao!

 

[midwestyankee]

It looks a lot like Ted Kaczynski writing screeds in his otherwise empty cabin in the woods but with a Fleshlight tied to the bed.

 

[Keroin]

It looks a lot like Ted Kaczynski writing screeds in his otherwise empty cabin in the woods but with a Fleshlight tied to the bed.

Now I have to go bleach my eyeballs. Thanks.

 

[midwestyankee]

Now I have to go bleach my eyeballs. Thanks.

You're welcome.

 

[Stella_Omega]

It looks a lot like Ted Kaczynski writing screeds in his otherwise empty cabin in the woods but with a Fleshlight tied to the bed.

Oh My God, you sonofabitch! That is so funny and so sick...

 

[satindesire]

roflmao!

Aw, you're the only one who got it. You get one internets!

 

[Netzach]

Satin and MWY each get an internet.

 

[satindesire]

Satin and MWY each get an internet.

*arm pump* Oh yeaaaaah!

 

[BLoved]

So this guy, he's an odd character, and I've kind of been wondering, how does his type of relationships actually work.

Probably a lot of talking, a loooot of talking. The sub waits patiently, hours before she sees a break allowing her to speak. Her mouth opens and... his eyes glaze over with a senile look, smiles, and starts talking to himself again.

So finally if story time ends, sub is given some orders, she does her best, yet every time she starts something, eyes glaze over with a senile look, smiles, and he insists he meant for her to do the exact opposite of whatever it was she started.

What do you think?

anyone want to add?

Love, Part III: Winter Interlude

I have to wonder just how bored you are with your own lives that you need to waste time speculating about mine

 

[sinnocence]

It looketh like this:

http://www.outhousegraffiti.com/Crap1.jpg

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have to wonder just how bored you are with your own lives that you need to waste time speculating about mine

Hey, don't rub it in, okay? Sheesh.

 

[YourCaptor]

Love, Part III: Winter Interlude

I have to wonder just how bored you are with your own lives that you need to waste time speculating about mine

Oh its not boredom. It's comic relief in a stressful day.