What does a kiss taste like?

[HLD]

A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought you guys would enjoy it.

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yells, "Spit it out!!! It's a piece of ass!!!"

 

[yui]

A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought you guys would enjoy it.

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yells, "Spit it out!!! It's a piece of ass!!!"

<laughing> Okay, that's funny.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Damn, I clicked on the link hopin for some really good metaphors or something....

*shrugz and slinks off to the disappointed corner.

 

[Huckleman2000]

From Esquire, a Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman:

a shy guy goes into a bar, sees a beautiful woman, and says, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?"

She responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Completely embarrassed, he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a psych student studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"