What do you use?

Dillinger said:
Why yes, it is another questions thread!!!
  • What do you use to make breakfast?
  • What do you use to blow your nose?
  • What do you use to color your hair?
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)

Breakfast - I use food to make breakfast. Works better than some of the other stuff I've tried.

Blow nose - Carbon Dioxide. Again, worked better than most of the other stuff I've tried.

Color my hair - N/A

Masturbate - Usually my right. Yup, worked better than most of the other stuff I've tried.
 
What do you use to make breakfast? saute pan

What do you use to blow your nose? puffs

What do you use to color your hair? nothing

What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)
left.
 
  • What do you use to make breakfast? My hands
  • What do you use to blow your nose? My hands
  • What do you use to color your hair? I don't
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?) Both hands
 
i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
she'll make ya breakfast
she'll make ya toast
she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly
or any of these
she uses vaseline
vaseline

i know a guy who goes to shows
when he's at home and he blows his nose
he don't use tissues or his sleeve
he don't use napkins or any of these
he uses magazines
magazines

i know a girl who reminds me of cher
(reminds me of cher)
she's always changing
(she's always changing)
the color of her hair
(color of her hair)
she don't use nothing
that ya buy at the store
she likes her hair to be real orange
she uses tangerines
tangerines

-----------------

She Don't Use Jelly by the Flaming Lips
 
YAY!! I knew what you were talking about with those questions, hence my answers. But the masturbation one threw me off, so I elaborated and told the truth. :D
 
  • What do you use to make breakfast?
  • A bowl and a spoon... I use my two hands to pour in cereal and milk. :D
    [*]What do you use to blow your nose?
    Usually? Toilet paper. I only by "facial tissues" if I've got a horribly runny nose that just won't quit.
    [*]What do you use to color your hair?
    I don't make a habit of coloring my hair.
    [*]What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)
    Both hands. Sometimes my vibrator. Somtimes other things...
 
Dillinger said:
Why yes, it is another questions thread!!!
  • What do you use to make breakfast?
  • What do you use to blow your nose?
  • What do you use to color your hair?
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)

Yogurt, so I don't have to "make" it.

Puffs or Kleenex

I don't color my hair

Right hand, or the beaver with right hand on the controls.
 
Dillinger said:
Why yes, it is another questions thread!!!
  • What do you use to make breakfast?I dont
  • What do you use to blow your nose?Toilet paper
  • What do you use to color your hair?I dont anymore
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?) at this very second I'm using my left so that I can type with my right
 
What do you use to make breakfast? Bowl and spoon.

What do you use to blow your nose? Kleenex Ultra.

What do you use to color your hair? I don't (have plenty of gray to prove it).

What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?) Left on clit, right with toy.
 
Silly Dilly - tricks are for kids!!!

Dillinger said:
Why yes, it is another questions thread!!!
  • What do you use to make breakfast?For breakfast I use my brain to tell my hands what to do!
  • What do you use to blow your nose?Menthol Kleenex when I am ill, otherwise, I don't need em'
  • What do you use to color your hair?Ancient chinese secret.....
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)Sometimes my fingers, sometimes my toys, mostly I prefer to use my boys.... :devil:
 
Dillinger said:
Why yes, it is another questions thread!!!
  • What do you use to make breakfast? coffee grounds and water
  • What do you use to blow your nose?tissue
  • What do you use to color your hair?crayola brick red or goldenrod if I'm feeling blonde
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? vibe
 
What do you use to make breakfast? A coffeepot, cup, cream and a spoon.

What do you use to blow your nose? Kleenex or puffs, fuck the generic stuff, too harsh

What do you use to color your hair?Anything blonde that's on sale

What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?) My right hand on my clit and left on my breasts. Or I have a nifty vibrator that does the trick.
 
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bowl, cereal, spoon milk

whatever i can find

don't die

my wife
 
Dillinger said:
Why yes, it is another questions thread!!!
  • What do you use to make breakfast?
  • What do you use to blow your nose?
  • What do you use to color your hair?
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)

Breakfast is for weaklings...

I use toliet tissue for blowing my nose

Clairol to color my hair

My fingers, my vibe and the shower head to masturbate with.
 
Dillinger said:
  • What do you use to make breakfast?
  • What do you use to blow your nose?
  • What do you use to color your hair?
  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)




Employees (I send one out for coffee)

Puffs with aloe

Feria (carmel something)

both hands
 
* a toaster...
* a tissue....
* Wella ...'Ebony'
* sometimes right hand, sometimes vibe, sometimes left hand


:)
 
Dillinger said:
Why yes, it is another questions thread!!!
Goody!


  • What do you use to make breakfast?
Depends on what I'm having. For my favorite breakfast, one of my own killer omelettes, I'd need four eggs, sausage, a whole lotta veggies, sharp cheddar cheese, a cast-iron frying pan, stove, and PAM.

  • What do you use to blow your nose?
I hold one nostril closed and then blow out through the other. Oh come on, don't look at me like that, you all do that, too.

  • What do you use to color your hair?
Never have. I want to someday just because you only live once, but I think I'd look incredibly dorky with anything but dark brown hair. Now colored contact lenses, that might be interesting.

  • What do you use to to masturbate with? (If hand, left or right?)
I was a righty for the first couple years after learning self-pleasure, but then I broke my right thumb my sophomore year of high school during football practice, and I've been a southpaw ever since. I've never tried one of those "natural pussy simulators" like the plantain banana or melon tricks. Seems to me if you have to put that much preparation into masturbation, it kinda ruins the point of a quick tension-relieving come.

TB4p
 
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