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Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, leave a parking ticket on his sleigh.
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "Bah Humbug" and "Go away Santa."
Leave him a note saying that you've gone away for the holidays, and would he mind watering your plants.
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
Paint "hoofprints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been trampled. Threaten to sue.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa is sure to see them. Go outside and yell, "Yee-haw! A herd of deer!" and fire a shotgun a couple times.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us!"
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While he's in the house, leave a parking ticket on his sleigh.
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "Bah Humbug" and "Go away Santa."
Leave him a note saying that you've gone away for the holidays, and would he mind watering your plants.
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
Paint "hoofprints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been trampled. Threaten to sue.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa is sure to see them. Go outside and yell, "Yee-haw! A herd of deer!" and fire a shotgun a couple times.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us!"
Here is another useless thread
