What do you think?

[Stout chap]

Answer carefully!

 

[Purple Haze]

I'd fuck her on a Tuesday...

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

You forgot "All of the above."

Haze, she's already booked up for that day.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'd suck her boobers on a Wednesday...

 

[RawHumor]

I've never heard "arse" used as a verb before. Interesting.

And what is "tat", exactly?

 

[Purple Haze]

I just realized she's probably a hundred and five...

 

[RawHumor]

I just realized she's probably a hundred and five...

I'm sure Roughneck could find you pictures of her corpse, if you're interested.

 

[Purple Haze]

Please don't encourage the Marlboro Man...

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I'd suck her boobers on a Wednesday...

Wednesdays are out too.

 

[Purple Haze]

What are you, her booking agent?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I've never heard "arse" used as a verb before. Interesting.

And what is "tat", exactly?

That's because you are a Johnny Foreigner.

Arse(v)
Messing about in a silly way; as in 'To arse about.'
To get something wrong in a particullarly stupid way: 'to go about things arse about backwards'

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

What are you, her booking agent?

No, I just look after her cemetary plot.