What do you NOT TRUST?

[Chernosoth]

Steak salesmen at my front door. They claim to be making deliveries in my neighborhood and have extras in the truck. No, I don't want to buy meat off a truck. I haven't yet told them they are probably crooks selling dodgy meat. Next time I might ask them about permits, health codes, etc.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Men who post "mmm...sounds delicious" after every female newb on Lit.

 

[MrsJ0nes]

"I promise I'll pull out."

And anyway, not sure I have the willpower to insist on it.

Girlfriend, you don't want his cum inside, you better make him suit up.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A catfish. Not sure why.

 

[Tallulah82]

When actions don't match words.

 

[Taegul]

Five-words-or-less messages in my inbox.

 

[Xerxes82]

Men who post "mmm...sounds delicious" after every female newb on Lit.

There is a specific variation that one particular poster uses that absolutely makes my skin crawl.

 

[barefootgirl69]

There is a specific variation that one particular poster uses that absolutely makes my skin crawl.

We're probably thinking about the same guy.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

a silent setting. My thigh can’t feel a vibration anymore. And my damn Apple Watch is a traitor.

Should I be applying for VA benefits?

 

[Tallulah82]

Five-words-or-less messages in my inbox.

Pfft.

You wanked all over my "Hey, big boy" message. And I hadn't even gotten to the part where I was about to ask you if you'd gained weight over Christmas.

 

[Tallulah82]

Drivers who don't bother even trying to wipe off snow from any of their windows and literally only use their wipers to clear their windscreen. I mean, seriously? How fucking lazy can you get and also how can you not understand that you're driving tunnel visioned?

 

[Taegul]

Pfft.

You wanked all over my "Hey, big boy" message. And I hadn't even gotten to the part where I was about to ask you if you'd gained weight over Christmas.

You know damn well it's that Xena AYAYAYAYAYA scream that makes me prematurely mess my pants. No man can resist the Xena call....