what do you like to do before bed?

[HARDKOREBJ]

read/work out

 

[cuz cracker]

is this a trick question or do you mean before bedtime?

 

[lilminx]

Have an orgasm and then read or go right to sleep... anyone wanna join me?

 

[Todd]

Normal ritual


go peepee so I can make it till morning with out having to get out of bed

turn off tv

turn on winamp

turn on my slideshow vieewer with all my favorite naked women on my puter

stroke my soveriegn

turn off the slideshow viewer

turn off the monitor

adjust my speakers

and

off to lalaland

 

[sigh]

the following is terribly exciting...read no further unless you have a strong heart...


brush teeth...comb through the curls...scrub off the makeup...put in eyedrops (allergies this time of year)...make sure the door is shut so my cousin's cat doesn't sneak in (he's been known to pee in my bed)...check on the child...yawn...

mumbling to myself as i wander back to the bathroom because i forgot to pee...

 

[La Huesera]

Let the dogs out, take out contacts, watch some tv or read, make hubbys life a living hell, sleep.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

take out the contacts.. say goodnight to everyone.. screw it to the homework i didnt finish.. find some good tunes.. call my roomie a name or two in fun (she returns them to me).. sometimes put on jammies, sometimes just sleep in my clothes.. then off to sleep with the headphones on...

 

[bluntforcemama]

I take a bath to relax before bedtime, and heat my freezing feet.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

bed time

after i work out.i take a shower and drain the lizzard and go to sleep.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Night night

Before bed ...

I will take my shower , slip on my pjs , and get me a cup of water to place besides my bed.

Get my scooby doo blanket and pillows , turn off the lights and go to bed.

 

[Mistress]

masturbate

 

[Simply Me]

Wander around the house, making sure the doors are locked.
Fix a large glass of Diet Mt. Dew to have on my nightstand. Turn the fan on high ( hotflashes ya know), watch tv, and fall asleep with it on.

 

[PacificBlue]

Wander around the house, making sure the doors are locked.
Fix a large glass of Diet Mt. Dew to have on my nightstand. Turn the fan on high ( hotflashes ya know), watch tv, and fall asleep with it on.

hmm...are you keeping the Mt. Dew company in business??? Seems to me I've read a couple other threads about your obsession with this particular drink....inquiring minds want to know

 

[freakygirl]

let dogs out to pee.. so we don't get woke up any earlier than needed..

lay out bedding for the child i care for (she arrives at 3 am, and I refuse to get up then, so she sleeps in the chair in the living room)

Make sure mom is settled for the night

Make sure all doors and windows are shut and locked

brush teeth

brush hair

remove make up if i have any on)

fix the coffee pot for morning

get out bowl and cereal and school stuff out for my daughter

make sure cats are in

let dogs back in

make sure mom is really settled for the night

kiss hubby

check on my daughter

go upstairs

turn on tv.. fans and electric blanket (i know.. sounds stupid.. but i like a cold room and a warm bed.. lol)

read for a few minutes

remove glasses

have sex (but only 2 times a month.. gotta give him something for his paycheck )

watch tv and fall asleep with it on.. waking up at 2 am to turn it off because those annoying informercials are way to loud..

 

[Starfish]

I like to push my mind to the limits and get ripped and try to decipher the mystery of the crypticaly evasive nut that was the Zodiac Murderer.

I like to get fucked.

 

[Problem Child]

I like to push my mind to the limits and get ripped and try to decipher the mystery of the crypticaly evasive nut that was the Zodiac Murderer.

They never caught that guy. He could be your neighbor. Or mine.

 

[Simply Me]

hmm...are you keeping the Mt. Dew company in business??? Seems to me I've read a couple other threads about your obsession with this particular drink....inquiring minds want to know

Never let it be said that I that failed to satisfy the publics curiousity. I am so addicted to Diet Mt. Dews. I don't even drink coffee anymore, I just take my shot of dews in the morning. Come to think of it, I should get paid for the amount of advertising I do.

 

[TygerEyez]

They never caught that guy. He could be your neighbor. Or mine.

He's long since dead, sugarlips. And if not, then he is one frail, old m-f-er.

Before bed.. hmm...:

Come here
Get turned on by Mistress (if she's here)
Reply with some stupid comeback that seems funny at the time, but probably pisses everyone off
Try to hide the Lit window from my sister who's an annoying little so-and-so
Flick off my mother as she goes upstairs
Wait for my older sister (did i ever mention that I need to move out????)
Smoke one final cigarette (i'm evil, I'm evil)
Post one final post
Head to bed
Slip under the sheets
Slip hand beneath the panties...
Think of something sexy....

Excuse me... I'm feeling very sleepy right now...

 

[Problem Child]

He's long since dead, sugarlips. And if not, then he is one frail, old m-f-er.

Okay...think what you want. He could be peering in your window right now. Nawww, you're right, he's probably dead.

Probably.

 

[TygerEyez]

Okay...think what you want. He could be peering in your window right now. Nawww, you're right, he's probably dead.

Probably.

Okay, seeing as I'm sitting to the right of a HUGE sliding glass door, I am now thoroughly freaked out.

Not of him (I still think he's dead or really really really really really old) but of eyes watching me, lurking from the darkness, hiding in the inky abyss of night.

*slaps forehead* Freakin' poetry class... get out of my brain!

 

[Starfish]

He's long since dead, sugarlips. And if not, then he is one frail, old m-f-er.

Um, Nothing against your ideas, but I doubt that this dude is dead.
He could have been as young as 19. That would make him a whopping..... 50 years old.

I bet many 50 year olds still have the strength to slice you up.

We could probably go back and do some forensics and get a better idea of who this guy is, but I think so much of the evidence is trash now. I don't know for sure. I can look it up. Oh wait...


PC? Did you wear hornrim glasses in your youthful days?

 

[TygerEyez]

QUIT IT QUIT IT QUIT IT!!!!

You guys are seriously making me uneasy here... *chuckles nervously*

I knew I hated big picture windows for a reason. Now I'll be locking my doors tonight.

Stupid-fricken William-Shatner-look-alike-Unsolved Mysteries-dude! I swear he said the guy was placed at about 45 during the time of the killings...

 

[Problem Child]

Sorry, didn't mean to freak you (yeah, right.)

Just slip your hand back inside your panties and everthing will be ok.

 

[Problem Child]

Fishy- I lived in the Bay Area in the early seventies, when the Zodiac was still active. My mom kept the vacuum cleaner in my closet, and I remember having a nightmare that he would sneak into my room and chop me up and vacuum up my chopped up little body parts.

I guess I figured he was a tidy serial killer.

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, somehow I knew this already.

That's rough though.

I only had to deal with ficticious...'van man', not a real murderer. LOL (sort of)