I know where i want my head to be right about now and it involves some nice warm fluffly thighs and a nice set of wet lips....![]()
I would like that myself.
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I know where i want my head to be right about now and it involves some nice warm fluffly thighs and a nice set of wet lips....![]()
Thats me! Except of course my head is on the right way around![]()
I like to think that in a previous life I was worshiped as a fertility goddess by some ancient peoples...and so I've made it a 5 year goal since I already have some experience I will be your fertility tester. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.
Uh oh...I want to be worshiped as a fertility goddess but I don't want to actually prove I'm fertile!
I can make plants grow (most of the time) so that should count, right? Right....?
That would be like my heroes, Ben & Jerry, saying they don't really eat ice cream. It would shatter my belief system.
But...but...butt...I've sometimes been mistaken for being pregnant...its all about the image, really! Belief systems are exactly that, what you can believe in. Have you every actually seen Ben and/or Jerry EATING ice cream? Most likely not (unless you are friends of theirs, and if so, do you get a discount?), but you still BELIEVE in their product and your belief system remains intact.
I don't know what to believe any more. I am having a crisis of faith.
think my head is in the gutter...a good place to be me thinks hehehehe
LadyF, I thought the exact same thing..."That's me!!"I like to think that in a previous life I was worshiped as a fertility goddess by some ancient peoples...and so I've made it a 5 year goal since I already have some experience
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My new motto: "Bringing the Goddess Back, Baby!"
I will be your fertility tester. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.
If it wasnt for the gutter I would have nowhere to put my mind.....
You and me both. There is always science.
my mind is in the gutter..about 80% of the day..i can't think of a better place to be..i cant wait for the day when the kids leave home and it can be there 100% lol![]()


BBW are so soft and warm. I don't think there is any other feeling when you slid into bed next to a beautiful BBW.![]()

i dont..i stay on my side lol...hubby moans i dont warm it up for him... so i told him to buy a hot water bottle hehehehe..i'm for pleasure not conveince!!!
