What do you do with a drunken squirrel?

Jubal_Harshaw

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Chase him around with a cam-corder, of course.

Apparently this squirrel was eating fermented pumpkins off this couples front porch. Remember kiddies, drinking and climbing don't mix.

Snockered squirrel
 
Well, ummm, I didn't think this was funny at all. It kinda broke my heart for the little guy. Quite sad.
 
Jubal_Harshaw said:
Chase him around with a cam-corder, of course.
Not caring for You-tube?

KILL THE RAT BASTARDS WHEN YOU CAN!
 
Misty_Morning said:
Well, ummm, I didn't think this was funny at all. It kinda broke my heart for the little guy. Quite sad.
I just read some of the comments. If it actually died... then it's not really all that funny.
 
This raises questions. What do you do with a drunken sailor?
 
Some squirrel-stew recipes call for a cup-o-moonshine, which is not needed if the squirrel is drunk.

I have lots of squirrels in my backyard, they made a big hole in this tree where they was living. I thought it was cute when sometimes they would have lil babies and I could look out there and see lil baby squirrel heads sticking out.

Then a big storm came 2 months ago and the fuckin tree crashed onto my house, them fuckin lil bastards.

:rose:
 
jomar said:
This raises questions. What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Someone caught the reference. I'm stunned.

Misty, if the people gave the squirrel alcohol just to get a video of it, THAT would be sad. The squirrel did this all on its own. They just happened to see a drunk squirrel and laughed so hard they had to get film.

If the squirrel died, again, its own doing.
 
Jubal_Harshaw said:
Someone caught the reference. I'm stunned.

Misty, if the people gave the squirrel alcohol just to get a video of it, THAT would be sad. The squirrel did this all on its own. They just happened to see a drunk squirrel and laughed so hard they had to get film.

If the squirrel died, again, its own doing.
Well duh. Too obvious to mention, that was :cool:
 
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Anyone notice the broken bird feeder?

That's what they do to mine, the little bastards. :mad:

Squirrels, natures little speed bumps.
 
Now if you could get a shot of the drunk squirrel in a sling shot...
Now THAT would be funny.
 
jomar said:
This raises questions. What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

I have to admit, the drunk squirrel was pretty funny. :D I hope he didn't get hurt, though. :confused:
 
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