T.H. Oughts
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Well, I've just finished a pre-mix of Midori. I'm horny, home alone, what next ?????????
What do you do when you are horny?
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Yeah I got ice but don't want to waste it in a drinkSummerRose said:Hmmm.....alone? Masturbate? Watch porn? Masturbate. Drink more....masturbate.
Write an erotic story? Poetry?
Oh...get some ice!
I've already done all the other things you suggested, lol
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Re: Re: What do you do when you are horny?
Baby that's one of the reason I'm so hornyRhys said:
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Careful Van, I might take that as an offer of your phone numberVanB said:
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Stuff the 'kind' thoughts... ESP me some sexy ones, lolRhys said:
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Amazing what a woman can do under a deskVanB said:
You're welcome to it but I'm in the office
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Yes, you would feel slightly dazed and confused after I had finished with you under that deskVanB said:
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Wouldn't we all honeyGamelover221 said:I wouldn't mind being amazed sometime!
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When I'm horny, I like to sneak a minute and call Draco if I can. Gets damn expensive at times, but it gives me something to hold in my head. That voice can just about bring me over on its own.
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T.H. Oughts said:Yeah I got ice but don't want to waste it in a drink
Hm,you already done all the other things? Well....what can we think of next then? Go out to a pub or club and pick up the first horny man you meet? Shouldn't be too hard....
If you have a bf/man in your life that would of course make it slightly easier....ha ha Personally I'm single, but when I get the itch, I read some interesting story and have fun on my own, go out clubbing (nothing to get you going as a few drinks, music, dancing and making out with a guy on the dance floor!), or I just call my KK. Hm, that is straight translated from Swedish 'fuck buddy'. Or as my American friends said...'friend with benefits'...
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drink masterbate watch porn, masterbate some more, call your ex, have wild sex, regret it, then 'o fuck it, then masturbate some more - what a pleasant evening it could be....
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What do you do when you are horny?
I usually go outside and try to run off that " horniness "
Did I spell that right ?!
I usually go outside and try to run off that " horniness "
Did I spell that right ?!
Do you want to stay horny?
I guess if masturbation doesn't help, you might want to try excercising or cleaning the house?
I think bf holds out on me just so I'll clean the house.
But seriously, it let's out some of the physical frustration.
I guess if masturbation doesn't help, you might want to try excercising or cleaning the house?
I think bf holds out on me just so I'll clean the house.
But seriously, it let's out some of the physical frustration.
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Lay down until the feeling passes. lol. Sorry. I often masticate when I am hungry, and masturbate when I am horny.
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I'd like to say grab my girl and rock her world.... but that's not posible so...
Yep as others said, go please myself.
Yep as others said, go please myself.
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