What do you do on your birthday

Happy Birthday Sweetie, don't feel bad, I worked on my 40th too.:rose:
 
Happy birthday, Snake.

For particularly challenging birthdays, I used to listen to this part of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon":

"...No one told you when to run.
You missed the starting gun..."

Then I'd concentrate really hard on unmet goals and regrets, eat some ice cream, and hurl myself in front of a train.

I don't do that so much anymore, and I don't recommend it. Except for the ice cream.

:D
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Happy Birthday Sweetie, don't feel bad, I worked on my 40th too.:rose:

Thank you :kiss:

It's not all bad. The ladies in the office threw me a little party with cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, and drinks.
 
Happy Birthday!!!!

Yay!!!! The big 40 :cool:






(still waiting on chapter four)

:p
 
shereads said:
Happy birthday, Snake.

For particularly challenging birthdays, I used to listen to this part of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon":

"...No one told you when to run.
You missed the starting gun..."

Then I'd concentrate really hard on unmet goals and regrets, eat some ice cream, and hurl myself in front of a train.

I don't do that so much anymore, and I don't recommend it. Except for the ice cream.

:D

I'm not big on sweets, but I enjoyed the hugs. I'm the last one in my office to enter into the 40 something group
 
BlackSnake said:
Thank you :kiss:

It's not all bad. The ladies in the office threw me a little party with cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, and drinks.

Well then shut the fuck up and stop whining you old fart!!

j/k:rose:
 
BlackSnake said:
. . . The ladies in the office threw me a little party with cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, and drinks.
WHAT!

Not even one single package of Viagra and a raincheck?

Happy bidet . . . :eek: . . . BIRTHday, Blacksnake :D
 
Do you have two nicks BlackSnake?

Weird, I'm getting a different nick in my notification email from this thread :confused:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Well then shut the fuck up and stop whining you old fart!!

j/k:rose:

Abs, it means a lot to the elderly to be singled out for cake and ice cream. Be nice.
 
shereads said:
Abs, it means a lot to the elderly to be singled out for cake and ice cream. Be nice.

Sorry Sher, please don't beat me with your cane.:rolleyes:
 
Having fun on my birthday

I really wished that my birthday landed on a Friday.

I had a wish that everyone that I ever had sex with would come to a birthday party for me and tell of their experience. Well, I didn't even have a birthday party (not really), but it was fabulous just the same.

I picked up my wife after work and we went out to eat. She asked me what wish did I have and I told her. She laughed and said that they might want a second go round.

Well, went over to an old friend of mind's house. He's ten years older and had been my mentor. The gathering rose to about twenty people. It still wasn't a party though. Most of the people were 10 to 20 years older, I only knew about 10 of the people, which included my mother-in-law and my sisters-in-laws. We were drinking beer, smoking, joking, and talking.

My wife told my friend's wife my birthday wish, and it started a really big conversation. I was asked how many women I have slept with. I have no idea and said so. No lie, over a 100 in my lifetime, but I just added that it was more than I could count.

There were only a couple other men there, but they were reluctant to enter into the conversation. I understood, they had to go home with their wives. My good friend put me on display with some pics I had not shared here on Lit. I was embarrassed at first, but my wife was rubbing my shoulder, so I was ok.

Some of the pictures were pretty funny as I was teased by what the women in the pictures were thinking. It was really cool having them making comments about the Snake while I'm looking them straight in the eye.

I got a lot of reassurance that it's ok to get older.

Thank you all for all the warm wishes

:heart:
 
Re: Having fun on my birthday

BlackSnake said:
I really wished that my birthday landed on a Friday.

I had a wish that everyone that I ever had sex with would come to a birthday party for me and tell of their experience.
:heart:

Well okay then :rolleyes:

So my tonsils were pushed into my gums....

Ohhh.. you mean in private, sorry :p
 
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