What do women want?

[wileycoyote035]

OK...here's the deal. I am a nice guy...no, really....I swear. I say 'please' and 'ma'am' and 'thank you'. I'll happily open the car door for you, pull out your chair, stand when you enter a room, and I'll even let you cum first...if you do it very, very quickly. I can do my own laundry and iron my own clothes. I'll send flowers for no reason, cook your favorite food (unless I don't like it ), wash your car, and lower the toilet seat...most of the time. But yet my phone never rings.

What, may I be so bold as to inquire, else do I need to do? I work out regularly (do you know how much effort it takes to turn a party ball into a six-pack?), bathe often, shave occasionally (and more than just the ol' face), try to make sure my shoes and belt match, and have no holes in my underwear. Why aren't you swooning over me?

Could it be that I'm shy? When I try and say, "Hi, how are you?", it comes out as "Crap, I sat in glue." Could it be that I'm too nice? Could it be that I, like the skunk, can't smell my own scent? Could it be that I'm afraid to show my true feelings, fearing you'll trample on them?

What, oh fairer sex, are you looking for in a man?

 

[Vinde]

hey if i lived any closer. . .
Unfortuantely i don't but for me most of what you wrote are things that i look for, you've also got a sense of humor.
Maybe you just need to come up north.

 

[wileycoyote035]

hey if i lived any closer. . .
Unfortuantely i don't but for me most of what you wrote are things that i look for, you've also got a sense of humor.
Maybe you just need to come up north.

Where up north? Lived in PA for 9 years...Too cold for me now. And thanks for the compliment on my humor.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

OK...here's the deal. I am a nice guy...no, really....I swear. I say 'please' and 'ma'am' and 'thank you'. I'll happily open the car door for you, pull out your chair, stand when you enter a room, and I'll even let you cum first...if you do it very, very quickly. I can do my own laundry and iron my own clothes. I'll send flowers for no reason, cook your favorite food (unless I don't like it ), wash your car, and lower the toilet seat...most of the time. But yet my phone never rings.

What, may I be so bold as to inquire, else do I need to do? I work out regularly (do you know how much effort it takes to turn a party ball into a six-pack?), bathe often, shave occasionally (and more than just the ol' face), try to make sure my shoes and belt match, and have no holes in my underwear. Why aren't you swooning over me?

Could it be that I'm shy? When I try and say, "Hi, how are you?", it comes out as "Crap, I sat in glue." Could it be that I'm too nice? Could it be that I, like the skunk, can't smell my own scent? Could it be that I'm afraid to show my true feelings, fearing you'll trample on them?

What, oh fairer sex, are you looking for in a man?

Wiley, I don't have any answers to your difficulties in attracting women, but that "Crap, I sat in glue" might be something to work upon. And I can't speak for the rest of the women of Lit, but I know what I look for in a man is honesty, intelligence,a witty sense of humour,manners,a sense of adventure, and a childlike approach to life. Allow me to clarify that last bit, Childlike in the fact that he's not cynical to the world around him.
All else sort of falls into place. His body might not be perfect, or his dress not the latest fashion,but its what's inside that matters most to me.


-kym- What I want is to be still in bed wrapped in His embrace

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

What women want.

Hello Wiley, I am not a woman, but have been around for a few years, a few more than you. You are not inexperienced, you too have been around for a while.

First of all you need to look in the right place for the type of woman that you want.

Second, women are independent. They like to be valued for who they are, and not a piece of meat to go to the highest bidder.

My successes with women has not been imposing myself on them or trying to impress them. If I have to impress them with physical appearances alone then they are likely not the type of woman that I am looking for.

Become an astute observer of human behavior. My 10 years in Mental Health didn't hurt, but anyone can do it. Body language, tone of voice, eyes gestures, etc. can tell much about a person and their mood at the time. Watch carefully first before making a move.

Unfortunately, most men or some men; however you want to put it, are interested in gratifying their own needs. Immense pleasure can be obtained by making your number one priority of satisfying your partners needs. If you are unsure what these may be in the sexual area, ask. They will tell you. If I ever fail to sexually satiate my partner I feel that I have failed.

There is so much more, too numerous to mention here.

If all else fails, I am a licesned hypnotherapist. This can work, although I have never used it.