What do our fantasies reveal about us?

[FlamingoBlue]

Cyberspace has allowed me an outlet to express myself in a way that I have never been able to in real life. Interestingly I have been slammed by members of this site for doing exactly what this site invites. What's going on here?

 

[Expertise]

Sexual frustration .... lots and lots of sexual frustration.
Oh yeah, and venting.
Get thick skinned or get gone

 

[CreamyLady]

I don't think it was the fantasy so much. I think it was the approach. It read like a very crude come-on; the kind of thing that would get you slapped in any social setting.

In fact, it did get you slapped, at least verbally. Could that be your secret fantasy?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Thanks for the advice about being thick skinned. I already have the hide of an armidillo but I had hoped to leave it behind when I got here. Guess not.

 

[Flagg]

Armadillos - Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside

Flamingo - I think there is hope for you yet. But you really do need to get your story straight before anyone will take you seriously. Decide on who you want to be for the sake of this site and then go with it. Learn about what other regulars like and think and then share your fantasies with them. Either that or get the fuck out of here you whinging twat

(Lesson 1 - I'm allowed to call you that because I winked. Pretty cool huh? Shame it doesn't work in real life. Tends to be more of a black eye than a squinted eye ramble, ramble, ramble...)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

This Board isn't meant to be any damn thing but what it is. If you want to explore your fantasies, go ahead, ask around, you'll get great advice and even sexual roleplay. But your post was so clumsy and childish ("Hey! Who wants my cock up their ass? Woo-hoo!") it made everyone cringe and not want to be in the same elevator with you. First of all, it wasn't even a fantasy. It was "I'm a guy on a corner sniffing for pussy and asking every girl who walks by if I can see her titties and, gee, how come they gotta be all stuck up and not talk to me boo-hoo?"

When you wrote your post you had a host of impressions and ideas in your head about what the post was about -- but NONE of those thoughts are actually in your post. All we got "Big cock here! Get your big cock up your ass here!" You say there was more involved, like some arcane attempt at fantasy? Well, Blue, excpet for me who does it for a living, no-one here is a mind reader. This is a text-based BB, and you we can't read your thoughts, or your voice inflections. You have to WRITE MORE. Your post was short, dumb, and lazy.

And if everyoine is slamming you for it accept that it was slammable and move on. Why ask everyone to qualify their responses? You posted. You got your response. It is what it is. You spoke out freely. Cool. So did they.

So, you have anal fantasies, do you? What excatly are you looking for? Do you want to talk to a girl (or girls) about the act? Or do you want to pretend to be a guy actually having anal sex with some girls, and do some roleplay? Just say what you want, clearly, and with respect, and I'm sure someone will oblige. You won't get any flack for doing that.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Just my humble opinion

To me, the BB is like real life....on steroids. I say things here that I would NEVER say to people in a social setting, however common manners and respect are always something that musn't be overlooked.

I myself, would never in a million years, walk into a room ans shout out "Who wants to fuck me up the ass? Only men with 8" cocks need answer." By the same token, I am sure...ummm make that pretty sure that none of you men would shout into a crowded bar "I've got 8" waiting for an ass to fill. Any takers?"

Flamingo...the point of all my rambling is that although this is a sexually oriented site and the people here are the coolest you will EVER meet anywhere, you still must realize that these are real people and some things offend their sensibilities. I don't think it was so much what you said, as much as the manner in which is was presented. I hope you hang around and have a good time. Be yourself and people will respond much better, I assure you.

BTW Flagg ~ Here in the States, we have a cute little catch phrase that I often use. If you end any sentence with "bless his/her heart" it makes the whole sentence a positive thing. For example, you can say" She's a stupid whore who will fuck anyone that walks, bless her heart" and that seems to show that you are sympatheic to her plight and understand the struggles she is going through. Let me tell ya, this one has saved my ass a few times!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Never to late to learn.

I get it, now.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Bless your heart.

 

[April]

LMAO at you all, bless your hearts!

 

[Ambrosious]

Is there any thing left to say. Yes, I'm new here as well and usually hang out in the online role playing, but when I read that post Flamingo, I thought a 13 year old had spammed their way in here somehow. Glad to see I was wrong and I hope this site brings you as much enjoyment as it has me. Do like I have and hook up your friends and family. Ok maybe not family, unless you're from Georgia like me.

O yeah, bless your heart. Bless my heart. Bless our hearts.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hey...are you people making fun of me, bless my heart?

 

[Siren]

 

[SimplySouthern]

You got a few other things I can bless for you

Blatant? I don't know what you are talking about.

Care to explain that to me? *innocent look*

For the pervs in the group..I was talking about blessing her soul. What else did you think I meant?

 

[Rosebud]

You got a few other things I can bless for you

I have something for you to bless.....

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, Blue. I see you got the message and understand it was the approach that got you in trouble, not the act of expressing yourself.

So, tell us. Who are you really and which fantasy do you want help with?? There's always lots of takers on this board for a good party thread.

 

[Ambrosious]

Rosebud, Bless your little...

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I think that after reading many of the stories on this site,my fantasy is to be able to write erotic stories. For now, I will continue to read and learn as much a possible.

 

[*Eve*]

Blue, I think the key here is to not take some responses to seriously and develope a sense of humor. Not saying that you don't have one but as you come to this board more often, you will soon appreciate the humor of the DCLs the Lashers and the Bruisers. If you want serious responses try not to leave yourself too open for the puns.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I have been a lawyer for 32 years. Trust me, I have a sense of humor. (And now come the lawyer jokes).

 

[Svedish_Chef]

For the pervs in the group..I was talking about blessing her soul. What else did you think I meant?

Pervs, us? naah we just like what we see... How do you go about getting your soul blessed?

Failing that how do you go about getting blessed?

Da chef

PS Bleesings welcome, bless my heart

 

[Laurel]

Ah, Bless This...

I have a similar theory, wherein which you can make the most rude, mean, or obnoxious (read: true) statement, and then if you laugh afterwards and say "Only a joke!", the recipient has to laugh also - because he/she thinks you've actually told a joke and they've somehow missed the punchline. Here's a real-life example:

Me: So, have you been out with anyone lately?

My Sister: No, no "real" guy likes me. I'm ugly and fat, and stupid. I'm doomed to be a spinster for the rest of my life. (Note: My sister is actually very attractive, but loves to hear people tell her how great she is all of the time.)

Me: Well, maybe if you were such a self-pitying alcoholic codependent moron, you might have a better chance. <laughs> Only a joke!

Funniest thing is, she did actually laugh at that one...

That's all I can do, as I'm waaay too west coast to pull off the "Bless Her Heart" action. I lack that Southern Gal smooth thang...

 

[Gingersnap]

Why BLESS YOUR HEART PRECIOUS!!! I lived in Atlanta and it was always the quickest way to get out of a tight situation.
My next one was NOW BE SWEET. Whenever you saw someone misbehaving it worked like a charm even on the yankees...
Now Flagg BE SWEET!!!! HEE HEE HEE

 

[Flagg]

Does jelly exist if no-one sees it wobble?

Misbehaving? You aint seen nothing yet Ginge sewetie!

 

[SimplySouthern]

You have only but to ask my dear chef. The method of blessing depends on exactly what it is you want me to bless!