What do I like about women?

[TheEarl]

Just been reading the 'What do you like about men' thread and got a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing all of the things which I share with my g/f and the things I try to do to make her feels special. I am away from her for the weekend and although this is practically nothing (certainly nothing compared to what Svenska has to go through) I do feel a huge hole in my routine where she normally is.

God I'm getting soppy now I'm in love. Quick, must reassert manliness. Rugby. Cars. Martin Johnson. Ah, much better.

PS. For those who don't know, Martin Johnson is the ugly bastard in my av, currently holding aloft the William Webb Ellis trophy. He's captain of the mighty English rugby side.

And now, onto the point of my post. The things I love about women, and more specifically, my baby.

The way we fit nicely together when just lying in bed.
The way she's always there to offer me a hug when my day's screwed up.
The way she's tolerated me shouting and screaming at the televison during the world cup.
The way that she's made an effort to understand and watch rugby, not because I'm watching it and she's bored, but because she wants to understand me and the things I love.
The way that she's always so concerned about whether she's even remotely bruised my feelings, yet scorns away my frequent oral insertion of both feet with "It's okay, I was just being touchy."
The way she accepts who I am. I have no need for barriers or masks or secrets. I am who I am with her and nothing is ever a big deal, because it's a part of me.
The way that she loves me, body and soul.
And the way that she is loved by me in return.

It's a 1000/1 chance that she'll ever read this as she doesn't read the forums at all and doesn't really go to the site except to see what I've done. I just wanted to put down (if not on paper, then formally) just how much I love her.

Vomit bags are to your left. Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen and good night.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Vomit bags are to your left.

Sweets, glad you put that in, I was getting worried . You know I'm happy for you. Sleep tight,

Pear

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I am away from her for the weekend and although this is practically nothing (certainly nothing compared to what Svenska has to go through) I do feel a huge hole in my routine where she normally is.


The Earl

*big hug for Earl*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

TheEarl has it bad.

Enjoy the ride, son. Just remember, the landing can be bumpy.

RF

 

[Guest]

Enjoy the ride, son. Just remember, the landing can be bumpy.

Geeze, Grumple, I bet you tell children there's no Santa Claus.

Perdita

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Geeze, Grumple, I bet you tell children there's no Santa Claus.

Perdita

Perdita,

Santa, who?

RF

 

[Guest]

Santa, who?

Rumple Grinchman,

The curse of Tiny Tim has been cast your way.

Feliz Navidad anyway,

Perdita

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Perdita,

Something just reminded me of Arlo Guthrie's song about Santa Claus. I think it was, "Let's Get Santa Claus." Best I recall the lyrics included lines something like:

Let's get Santa Claus, 'cause,
Santa Claus wears a red suit, must be communist,
And a beard and long hair, muct be a pacifist.
What's in that pipe he's smoking?

Do you remember the song or any more lyrics?

Bah humbug,

Rumple (rambling off the thread) Foreskin

 

[Guest]

TheEarl has it bad.

Enjoy the ride, son. Just remember, the landing can be bumpy.

RF

_____

That return to earth is called "marriage."

 

[whispering_surrender]

_____

That return to earth is called "marriage."

*flees with a tiny squeak*

Whisper

 

[Guest]

For Rumple

I couldn't remember more than you. Try this:

The Pause of Mr. Claus

Perdita

 

[shereads]

Originally posted by ProofreadManx

That return to earth is called "marriage."

Fortunately, the runway you landed on can also be used to take off...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Thanks, Perd. I needed that.

Just for all the post-Boomer young'uns here at AH who think it all started with Ashcroft and the Patriot Act and that J. Edgar Hoover is just a boogy-man liberal parents use to keep their kids from playing Monopoly, listening to Rush Limbaugh, joining the National Rifle Assoc., or reading National Review, here's a pertinent except from "The Pause of Mr. Claus" by Arlo Guthrie. circa late '60's.

"And that's a great thing about America. I mean, this is the only
country in the world...l mean, well, it's not the only country
in the world that could find stuff out in two minutes, but it's
the only country in the world that would take two minutes
for that guy.

"Other countries would say "Hey, he's the last guy...screw
him", you know? But in America, there is no discrimination,
and there is no hypocrisy,'cause they'll get anybody. And that's
a wonderful thing about America."

 

[Mhari]

Wow, Earl. That was really lovely. It almost made me think that relationships are worth it...

 

[Dirty Slut]

Just been reading the 'What do you like about men' thread and got a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing all of the things which I share with my g/f and the things I try to do to make her feels special. I am away from her for the weekend and although this is practically nothing (certainly nothing compared to what Svenska has to go through) I do feel a huge hole in my routine where she normally is.

God I'm getting soppy now I'm in love. Quick, must reassert manliness. Rugby. Cars. Martin Johnson. Ah, much better.

PS. For those who don't know, Martin Johnson is the ugly bastard in my av, currently holding aloft the William Webb Ellis trophy. He's captain of the mighty English rugby side.

And now, onto the point of my post. The things I love about women, and more specifically, my baby.

The way we fit nicely together when just lying in bed.
The way she's always there to offer me a hug when my day's screwed up.
The way she's tolerated me shouting and screaming at the televison during the world cup.
The way that she's made an effort to understand and watch rugby, not because I'm watching it and she's bored, but because she wants to understand me and the things I love.
The way that she's always so concerned about whether she's even remotely bruised my feelings, yet scorns away my frequent oral insertion of both feet with "It's okay, I was just being touchy."
The way she accepts who I am. I have no need for barriers or masks or secrets. I am who I am with her and nothing is ever a big deal, because it's a part of me.
The way that she loves me, body and soul.
And the way that she is loved by me in return.

It's a 1000/1 chance that she'll ever read this as she doesn't read the forums at all and doesn't really go to the site except to see what I've done. I just wanted to put down (if not on paper, then formally) just how much I love her.

Vomit bags are to your left. Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen and good night.

The Earl

Funny, but I was going to say the same things about a man in the other thread, but I thought it would be too mushy for you guys. Who knew?

DS

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Earl.... I could make another witty/sarcastic remark. Instead I will just say that I wish I was on the receiving end of a post like that one.

~WOK

 

[damppanties]

The way she accepts who I am. I have no need for barriers or masks or secrets. I am who I am with her and nothing is ever a big deal, because it's a part of me.
The Earl

Aren't you lucky!

Thanks for sharing Earl. That was too sweet.

 

[Dirty Slut]

Has anyone else noticed...

There is a disparity between what we as women like about men posts to what men like about women posts... Come on guys, there must be some thing you like about us?

DS

 

[Wills]

OK DS

Here's my take on women

Speaking of my own partner
I like the way she is so damn clever until she needs something sorting out on the computer
I love the way she always comes into the bedroom so I can watch her undress for bed
I love the way she encourages me to achieve the things I want
I love the way she is so single minded in achieving her own goals
I admire the way she sacrifices so much time for her fellow artists supporting and encouraging them in their work
I love the way that she raised our daughter so that we both are still her best friends
I love the way that she looks at me knowing we are going to make love, she just hasn’t decided when
I love the way she trusts me
I love the way she always makes sure that I know I am at the centre of her life
I love the way that even in the darkest times her loyalty never once wavered
I love the way she looks, she makes me feel young
I love her philosophy to life, that nothing happens without a reason, always finding a grain of comfort in adversity
I love the way she relies on me to catalogue her work
I love the way we work together

For other women that I count as friends
I love the way they look at me
I love the way I am asked to advise, though I’m the last one they should turn to
I love the way they can relax in my company
I love the way they call me asking for recipes
I love the way they are interested in me and what I am doing
I love the way they way they will talk with me for hours about their most intimate lives and problems
I love the way the way our Portuguese women friends call me here, knowing I’m by myself, making sure everything is ok

As for women in general
That is much, much more difficult. As was said on the other thread 99.9% of the time, we (men) are thinking about sex, it is only when we contact with women, eyes, voice, words even smell that we know whether we will relate to them.
So I had better tell you what turns me on about women.
I have a weakness for women with accents – non British
French women could do anything they wanted with me
I have a weakness for slim women with tight bums that jiggle as they walk
I have a weakness for a woman that will engage me with her eyes – not necessarily slim with a tight bum – as long as she has an accent
I have a weakness for woman that will treat me as an equal – same proviso
I have a weakness for woman who will mother me – just like 99.9% of us
I have a weakness for successful woman – though usually their success means they are highly unlikely to have a weakness for me
I have a weakness for any woman that needs my help
I have a weakness for any female stranger how looks at me, realises I’m harmless and immediately relaxes – preferably slim, with a tigh… and accent
I have a weakness for any woman who knows I am looking at her and then sets about making sure I don’t take my eyes of her – preferab… …accent

I count myself as lucky to have been born at a time when some women have risen through the mire that men created.

Will’s

 

[oggbashan]

I have a weakness for all women but I love my wife.

We have been married 31 years.

She puts up with me.

I put up with her.

We are friends who can discuss, argue, shout and still love each other.

We are united against the world.

Whatever happens each of us has one person to turn to who will always understand.

Og

 

[reohoko]

Just been reading the 'What do you like about men' thread and got a warm fuzzy feeling from seeing all of the things which I share with my g/f and the things I try to do to make her feels special. I am away from her for the weekend and although this is practically nothing (certainly nothing compared to what Svenska has to go through) I do feel a huge hole in my routine where she normally is.
The Earl

THAT IS SO CUTE!!! Ok, I am sorry... BUT IT IS!!!

HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS

I think being in love is the greatest thing in the world, and everyone should get to "suffer" at least half their lifetime in that state.

 

[reohoko]

OK DS

Here's my take on women
...
I count myself as lucky to have been born at a time when some women have risen through the mire that men created.

Will’s

Ok, you have got to be the happiest man I know If you aren't I know a few men who might want to trade places with you. My husband included LOL.

 

[fiery_jack]

Fortunately, the runway you landed on can also be used to take off...

Just remember to clear away the debris of the previous crash first.

There is a disparity between what we as women like about men posts to what men like about women posts... Come on guys, there must be some thing you like about us?

DS

Tits.

 

[Guest]

Re: Has anyone else noticed...

There is a disparity between what we as women like about men posts to what men like about women posts... Come on guys, there must be some thing you like about us?

DS

______

I enjoy the fact that most of the women on Lit are either bi or lesbian.

 

[Guest]

Wills, mi amigo, you know I like you, now I know I would like your wife too.

regards, Perdita

p.s. I'm glad I write well as I do not possess your three major requirements