What do I do when I reach 5000 posts?

[naded]

Seriously. Is there an established protocol? Am I supposed to like become wiser? More daring? Am I required to go hold up a Wal Mart or something? Or maybe I just need to go get a life again?

Help. 7 posts to go and I dont have a clue.

 

[southpaw77]

Seriously. Is there an established protocol? Am I supposed to like become wiser? More daring? Am I required to go hold up a Wal Mart or something? Or maybe I just need to go get a life again?

Help. 7 posts to go and I dont have a clue.

You could spend your 5000th on me......
Or just send me some of that kick ass liquor!

 

[naded]

Ok, I got 2 more, so if your my number 5000 you got to stay in here with me.


~ slides over a shot glass and the bottle of Ouzo~

Drink up

 

[freakygirl]

I wouldn't know, I haven't made it to that many posts yet.

 

[southpaw77]

Ok, I got 2 more, so if your my number 5000 you got to stay in here with me.


~ slides over a shot glass and the bottle of Ouzo~

Drink up

Okay,
But you should know that I'm an "easy" drunk....

Be gentle.

 

[naded]

I wouldn't know, I haven't made it to that many posts yet.

Liar. LIAR!!!!!!!!!


heh heh...... 1 more to go.


~hick~

I may be getitng a bit drunk

 

[capricious_chic]

What do you want to do with it?

 

[naded]

Okay,
But you should know that I'm an "easy" drunk....

Be gentle.

Darling, now that its my 5000th post I will use it ask you this question....


Does the guy to my left look like he will be gentle or rough?


Holy christ I hit 5000.

I have no life.

 

[naded]

What do you want to do with it?

its spoken for, but with my 5001th I want to remove that sexy red number you got there down a bit lower.

 

[southpaw77]

Darling, now that its my 5000th post I will use it ask you this question....


Does the guy to my left look like he will be gentle or rough?


Holy christ I hit 5000.

I have no life.

Hopefully it starts out gentle...
but ends up rough, with hair pulling and ass spanking!

Congrats on 5000, too!

 

[MWG]

Hun, I'm up to 11,000. And I just started posting in earnest in April of 2003.

As for 5,000 - I say you get naked and take lots of pictures for everyone to see.

That is, of course, just my opinion.

 

[freakygirl]

its spoken for, but with my 5001th I want to remove that sexy red number you got there down a bit lower.

Can I watch?


Congrats on hitting 5000!

 

[naded]

Hopefully it starts out gentle...
but ends up rough, with hair pulling and ass spanking!

Congrats on 5000, too!

All I have to say to this is..........



ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWR!

 

[naded]

Hun, I'm up to 11,000. And I just started posting in earnest in April of 2003.

As for 5,000 - I say you get naked and take lots of pictures for everyone to see.

That is, of course, just my opinion.

Heh heh, but I already have a thread with like 400 pictures of my nakedness all over it!

How many more can you possibly want?

 

[southpaw77]

All I have to say to this is..........



ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWR!

Oh, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!

 

[Violette]

Man, I just made 2000...I'm still a virgin as far as you're concerned! So whatever you do with your 5000 status should probably be HUGE...order yourself a lap dance or something, and let us watch!



I know, I know, but it's just a thought ! Congrats!

 

[Guest]

Way to go!

 

[naded]

Hmmmm, this is a much better place to hang out then the religion thread.

Here at least women are asking for my naked body. That and there is mention of possible hair pulling and ass slapping. Which is always a good time for all.

Did I mention I am on my 2nd bed in this apartment? Seems I broke another one.

 

[naded]

Thats a good idea.....I want a lap dance!

 

[southpaw77]

Hmmmm, this is a much better place to hang out then the religion thread.

Here at least women are asking for my naked body. That and there is mention of possible hair pulling and ass slapping. Which is always a good time for all.

Did I mention I am on my 2nd bed in this apartment? Seems I broke another one.

Damn!
*thighs quivering*
You sure do seem to know how to give a girl a good time....

 

[naded]

I certainly do like to try.

For some reason us mechanics know just what it takes to get all dirty and sweaty.

 

[southpaw77]

I certainly do like to try.

For some reason us mechanics know just what it takes to get all dirty and sweaty.

I do love a good mechanic....
Manly hands, strong arms, sexy shoulders....
Whew... it's getting hot in here....

 

[naded]

I do love a good mechanic....
Manly hands, strong arms, sexy shoulders....
Whew... it's getting hot in here....

Check under you hood man? Lube your chasis?

 

[southpaw77]

Check under you hood man? Lube your chasis?

You can check under the hood,
but I'm plenty lubed enough...

 

[naded]

Well, I think I will have to check to make sure. Being a professional and all I like to make sure I do good work. A full examination is in order.