What do guys do when bored 'stiff'

[Guest]

so, what do you guys do? i found out your little secrets.. dont try to tell me it isnt you.. we have ways of finding out...



lets play dress up... shall we?

 

[Guest]

i like my man to look cool...

 

[Guest]

ride 'em cowboy!!!!

 

[Guest]

ok.. this one is distrubing!
cuz.. is that a barbie doll shoe.. and if so.. i feel so sad....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

quite creative, does Martha Stewart know about this....it could be a good thing

 

[Guest]

quite creative, does Martha Stewart know about this....it could be a good thing

dahlink.. Ms. Stewart invented the fine art of penis dressing..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

dahlink.. Ms. Stewart invented the fine art of penis dressing..

Penis dressing is good on salads too.

 

[Guest]

Penis dressing is good on salads too.

yes.. indeed.. however, fresh from the source makes a wonderful skin cream

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes.. indeed.. however, fresh from the source makes a wonderful skin cream

and frozen it makes babies.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Ms Vella,

My research tends to discount the theory that guys get STIFF through boredom.

Mind you. I don't dispute your theory. Practically everything on earth does the trick, but I have never personally employed boredom.

At least, not knowingly.

 

[Black Tulip]

Vella,

I like your dolls! Can I play too?

Maybe I should ask A7inchPhildo to post some of his AV's in this thread. LOL

 

[Guest]

Ms Vella,

My research tends to discount the theory that guys get STIFF through boredom.

Mind you. I don't dispute your theory. Practically everything on earth does the trick, but I have never personally employed boredom.

At least, not knowingly.

damnit.. i knew i was doing something wrong!

 

[Guest]

Vella,

I like your dolls! Can I play too?

Maybe I should ask A7inchPhildo to post some of his AV's in this thread. LOL

BT.. absolutely.. i share well.. *grin*

oh yes.. do ask Phildo to cum and post..
the more the merrier

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Oh you can't be serious?

Phildos are not real, they are just made up dildos. Wow you girls must be desperate. Just my type!

I do believe Mr Dick was the one who started it all. However I have to admit the real reason was because I was inspired by Perdi and her dolls.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

then #2 out of 13 is Mr Tux

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Hm!

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Last one for tonight! You all are silly. I am trying to remember who it was in the pictures area that was doing penis tricks dressing them up. I think it was Hongloo, I will check into it. What am I saying you can look into it!

I am too busy being bored stiff!
BT

 

[Guest]

Last one for tonight! You all are silly. I am trying to remember who it was in the pictures area that was doing penis tricks dressing them up. I think it was Hongloo, I will check into it. What am I saying you can look into it!

I am too busy being bored stiff!
BT

I love it..
there's just nothing better than a well dressed penis

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I love it..
there's just nothing better than a well dressed penis

Well Miss Vella,

I found hongluobo, he is quite the character. Here is a link to his amature picture thread on Lit. Just start in the begining and keep laughing.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=2801981


No I was not laughing at... well yeah I was!


Phildo

 

[larrycando]

funny!!

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Your welcome,

But more importantly thank hongluobo.

 

[Guest]

Well Miss Vella,

I found hongluobo, he is quite the character. Here is a link to his amature picture thread on Lit. Just start in the begining and keep laughing.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=2801981


No I was not laughing at... well yeah I was!


Phildo

roflmao
great thread Phildo. Thanks for sharing it!

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