What differentiates Republican thinking from life in a jungle?

What differentiates left-wing thinking from life in a zoo? Is there any difference?
 
I think a republican would blend into a jungle very well.

They bring their predator instincts everywhere they go. They just need a lot of shadows and dark places to be themselves. They can't stand the sight of themselves either. They do pretty well in bathroom stalls, with their toe tapping codes.
 
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