What Didn't You Do Today?

[Dillinger]

Today I didn't go fishing.

Today I didn't run a mile in under 3 minutes.

Today I didn't go searching for the Lost City of Atlantis.

 

[sunstruck]

I didn't tell you to bite me.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Today I didn't put on underwear

Today I did not call to find a part for my lawnmower

Today I didn't get the laundry folded

 

[The Squid King]

I didn't get my palm pilot from my friends house.

 

[naudiz]

I didn't do anything that even remotely smacked of productivity.

I didn't release a plague of locusts o'er the land.

I didn't crush any of my enemies.

Still haven't gotten the blueprints for that fortress of evil.

Bummer.

 

[April]

I didn't talk to Dilly.
I didn't have sex.
I didn't get a speeding ticket.
I didn't kill anyone. Yet.

 

[marksgirl]

I didn't get to do all the things I want to do to you.

 

[H'venlee]

I didn't go into work!

 

[J.B.]

I didn't...

discover a way to turn lead in to gold

dance with the devil by the blue moon light

record my 1st single

become a porn star

convince Bill Gates to give me 3% of last years profits

become the Playboy centerfold of the month

 

[riff]

I didn't take a nap. Now is that time.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ling]

Today I didn't do

my girlfriend

 

[rexfelis]

Today I did not:

Do any photography.

Kill any of the spoiled brats who masquerade as customers where I work (not all the customers are bad of course).

Make the commissions I had hoped to.

Have sex.

Go to class.

Give a shit.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I didn't open Marxist's Naked Chick thread.

Really.

 

[freescorfr]

I can't recall if I had lunch or not. It's a total blank.

I didn't say hello to my neighbours because I couldn't be arsed to explain to them why I've travelled the West coast of Europe in a week attempting to find my place - like Carlos Castaneda in the Teachings of Don juan or one of his books.

Only to get back to Normandy and think it is wonderful and beautiful and good.

So I've not made any decisions today.

 

[penguindance]

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I didn't call anyone collect.

I didn't clean my room.

I didn't eat healthy.

I didn't masturbate ... yet.

 

[islandman]

I didn't watch the China match.

I didn't do anything remotely productive.

I didn't pay my bills.

I didn't sensually kiss duckie along her neck.

Oh, and i didn't get to go home early.

 

[markb325]

Today I didn't

Tell my boss to go to hell
Kick the shit of the of the smart ass at work
tell the backstabber at work what she could do with herself

Damn having a slow day.

 

[Reverie]

I didn't find the man of my dreams.

I didn't do my Algebra homework.

I didn't get dressed.

I didn't magically turn into a super model.

I didn't win the lottery.

I didn't read any good books. But I'll rectify that later tonight.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ezarc]

I didn't kill my boss and my coworker.
Fucking Bad Day,
Ezarc

 

[J.B.]

I didn't drink tons of alcoholic beverages and run naked across the Dillinger thread.

I didn't either... not today anyway.

 

[Reverie]

I didn't kill my boss and my coworker.
Fucking Bad Day,
Ezarc

*runs up, hugs Ezarc and runs away, giggling*


Reverie

 

[asenath]

This has nothing to do with the topic, but I have to say... Rambling Rose, that's a creepy-ass avatar you got there. *L*