What did you learn today?

[MissTaken]

I believe that as human beings, we are constantly learning. We may not even be aware that there is something to learn from everyone of life's experiences. Some lessons hurt, make us bleed, other lessons make us smile or laugh.

So, what did you learn today?

I learned a few things:

~After spending the morning with my daughter at preschool, I learned that she is unrecongizable to me in a setting outside the home. Beauty and the Beast encompassed in the same three foot body. Geesh!

~I learned that cat piss smells really bad in the carpet even after completely scouring it! I now, would like to learn how to take care of it. *sigh* (The poor little bugger is going to have to find another home if this keeps up.)

~I learned that promises are only that. A promise is as meaningful as the follow through or lack thereof.

~I learned the true benefit of CYA. Thank God, I covered my ass!

~I learned that home made play dough rolls out better than the stuff in the plastic containers. Ohhhh what fun!

 

[patient1]

Always sniff pussy before you eat it, because you don't know where it's been 20 minutes ago.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

And quite a time we had learning it, too.

 

[chidbar]

Good one patient1.I learned so mich yet remeber so little.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I learned that no matter how much it's rained in the past 3 days, it can always rain more.

I learned that I still want to strangle my exhusband until I watch his eyes pop out and his face turn blue.

I learned that Fridays at work were meant for you to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but eat and gossip.

I learned that I still have a sense of humor after cleaning up dog poop 3 TIMES.

I learned that the neighbor across the street expects me to watch his son from 5:30-7:30 almost every day. (which really is ok with me since his son is adorable, respectful and plays well with mine)

I learned that I feel a giddy sense of joy when my best friend comes over to spend time with me but equal amounts of giddy joy when he leaves 7 days later.

 

[chewbacca71]

I have learned that some good laughs can make troubles go away, at least for a while.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I learned that the crazy bitch upstairs is breeding...I'm scared!!

 

[Monazwx]

I re-learned that math exams suck.

 

[penguindance]

 

[J.B.]

I learned...

that if I run as fast as I can & have the fear of being late to class; I can cross the school campus in less than 5 min...
(huge acomplishment for me concidering I haven't done any running since last Nov.)
JB

 

[hatara]

I learned that while I can take my parents in small doses a couple of hours for 4 days is stretching it!!

 

[penguindance]

 

[Spinaroonie]

That despite my fears at one time for the class... I got an A in TD

 

[J.B.]

That despite my fears at one time for the class... I got an A in TD

Congrats!

 

[Spinaroonie]

thanks

 

[Kelly_Liscious]

I learned that one should not stand behind kids at the check out line.

They tend to get every single candy in the asile and then cry when mom/dad will not buy it for them.

I learned its best to go early and do my " weekend" Grocery shopping rather then wait till Friday rolls around when the whole world seems to be at the supermarket.

 

[Tantanah]

I learned that Collins Ave.(Miami Beach) is a one way street.....after going down it the wrong way!!!

 

[MissTaken]

I learned that Collins Ave.(Miami Beach) is a one way street.....after going down it the wrong way!!!

Now THERE is an important lesson!

Remember it well!



I learned that no matter how many prayers you say, how much incense you burn or sacrifices you make to the cyber Gods...

MSN still sucks!

 

[lavender]

 

[Starblayde]

That in the final edit of 'The Italian Job' they cut out a three-minute scene on an ice rink, where the minis and the cops' fiats do a waltz to the same tune in 2001...

nicely shot but would have looked crap in the movie

*runs off to add another film to the 'takeover roll' list*

 

[MissTaken]

So sorry to hear that lavey.

When will you know?

*hugs*

 

[MrKinkMaster]

I learned...

That when my g/f said, "You're a fucking animal!" , she just meant my ass is hairy!!

 

[Calamity Jane]

I learned that a sippy cup of milk left under a two year old's bed will eventually explode, spewing something like curdled puke all over the room.

I learned that even after mopping the floor, scrubbing the walls, and spraying the bed with Febreeze, the smell of the above explosion still lingers.

I learned that if you call your husband, and then hand the phone to a screaming 5 year old, he'll offer to bring home pizza, movies, and wine.

I learned that when your two year old is running around naked, your five year old is screaming about the two year old being naked, your phone is ringing, and your cat is trying to kill your iguana, the Jehova's Witnesses AND the Schwan's man will show up.

I learned that there is no amount of stress a glass of iced tea, a cigarette, and a trashy romance novel enjoyed on the front porch with a gentle breeze blowing can't cure.

 

[Ree]

I am learning that no matter how hard I try I am not doing a very good job at becoming an MAC godess and I am ready to push it off of my new desk and say "oops it broke can I have a PC, please!"

 

[nasty]

I re-learned that my life could be better, but, it ain't all that bad.