What Did YOU Learn Today?

[wyshes]

That the neighbors are digging a big hole

 

[Treasured]

That eyerolling is the number one cause of injuries on the Internet!

Who woulda thunk that

 

[elli1]

i learned about myself that i don't fucking want the money he offers me (already transferred to my account, in fact).

 

[papadoc19]

Apparently smelling farts is good for your health.

 

[NotForSale]

It's really hard to run in this heat.

 

[TongueLust]

That even five minutes is too much for me I guess. *Sigh*

 

[SpoiledRedhead]

Confirmation that I live in the arm pit of Hades.

 

[TwilightSparkle]

Today, I learned that a girl I've liked for a while also has a crush on me...and that she is now "trying out monogamy" for the first time...so boo

 

[BreezySnow]

Today I learned that reality can fucking suck and so can life!

 

[SmileyGirl]

That ivstill cant type when Im drunk

 

[blu_caprice]

There is no way to walk down a flight of stairs with your legs shaking (because your heels are too high, the hem of your dress is riding up and you were a little too enthusiastic at the gym) without drawing attention to yourself. The wrong kind of attention.

 

[NotHisLady]

Today I learned (again) not to ever let people at work know I know how to do crap that they don't know I know how to do.
Someday when I learn that I'm going to learn to remember it.
(sigh)

 

[papadoc19]

Puppy noses is a term used to describe a woman's nipples...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

That my co-worker has an amazing chest. I knew this already though.

 

[respeito]

i learned how to count to ten.

with my eyes crossed.

also, a unicorn gave me a brownie.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I learned that when you apply out of your department, certain people take notice..

 

[respeito]

i learned that my favorite number is blue.

 

[PrissOff]

Leave the past IN the past.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

i learned that my favorite number is blue.

well...my favorite letter is green..so there!

 

[respeito]

today i learned that i am entirely sreknob.

*wearing a cute, steampunk top hat*

'twas brillig, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
all mimsy were the borogoves,
and the mome raths outgrabe.

"beware the jabberwock, my son!
the jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
beware the jubjub bird, and shun
the frumious bandersnatch..."


*grins like the cheshire cat*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*snickers*
I'm totally emosewa...

 

[papadoc19]

I learned there was a word "emosewa"

 

[SweetSam42]

I learned that I have the same bra size as Christina Hendricks. lol.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The five steps of reviewing hospital policy.. but it was a trick
Number 5 has ten steps

(this is why higher math was required as a part of my degree)

 

[For_Fucks_Sake]

My master plan to avoid wasting time completely while on Lit, I thought I'd be able to listen to James Patterson, PRIVATE LONDON on CD while clicking around here.

However I have learned that while I can drive and listen to a CD I can not type and listen.

sigh