What Did YOU Learn Today?

[Aurantica]

I learned that my sister is still a bitch.
I learned how to not panic when my car goes funny.
I learned that oudoors at night is not that unsafe.

 

[highlandlassie224]

I've learned marriage is like receiving a life sentence in a maximum security prison you can't possibly escape from. All you can do is go so crazy you'll get locked in solitary for some peace and quiet and pray to god they die before you.

Oh, and I learned my daughter really loves pretending to drive a car, but her technique leaves alot to be desired. She has 13 more years to work on it.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I learned that I seem to not know a thing about dating lol but I'm learning

 

[garbage can]

I learned I can still get an erection.

 

[janeyl]

Not to look, I always have to look...now I just feel a bit nauseous...

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I learned I can still get an erection.

I learned garby can still do this. Way to go garby

 

[justuandmekiddo]

That week I am taking off in a couple of weeks better get here fast.

 

[kendra1980]

I learned that hot rollers are the bomb for someone with very curly hair, which will make sense to those who battle very curly hair

 

[Mollie_F]

How to dance without caring

 

[Blue_Eyed_Grl36]

I learned that I am out of conditioner for my hair...its gonna be a frizzy day!

I learned that I've reached the very top of my tolerance level this morning

I learned...thank god for a good friend and their harsh, but good advice.

 

[tekgirl]

My daughter will have an easier time letting go of me before I can let go of her.

I think I have seperation anxiety issues of all kinds goin' on lately!!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

That I have a really bad feeling about one of mums carers....I need to raise my concerns with my brothers. That's not as easy as it sounds

 

[Blue_Eyed_Grl36]

ILT, I think I need only one more day til I'm back at 100%, feeling better

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I learned that I really like having someone local whos available

 

[Blue_Eyed_Grl36]

IL, to listen just a bit better

 

[fieldmeister68]

I learned today that there is a a REAL Italian Deli in my neighborhood. I the land were everything on the planet is cooked in bacon grease, lard, fat or drippings of some sort. Today I had a pastrami on ciabatta bread with horseradish/jalapeno hvarti cheese with bannana peppers, red onions, and spicy italian pickles.

My mouth had a fucking orgasm.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Grl36]

ILT, once in awhile it does the soul good to stay in your pajamas all day

 

[thesweetsweetness]

ILT, once in awhile it does the soul good to stay in your pajamas all day

Good lesson. Hope you enjoyed your day.


I learned the plural of moose, is moose.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Good lesson. Hope you enjoyed your day.


I learned the plural of moose, is moose.

Damn! I'd so love that to be meese, as in goose/geese!

 

[butterfly_flip]

ILT to confront my fears.......it ain't so scary on the other side

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Damn! I'd so love that to be meese, as in goose/geese!

I was rooting for moosi.

 

[Opedia]

I learned that when your boyfriend tries to break up with you for months and you keep trying to get him to change his mind because you think he really loves you as much as you do him that you are stupid to not see the writing on the wall when it was right in front of your face.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

I was rooting for moosi.

Another excellent choice. ILT we should have been first to invent the names for plurals of species

 

[Blue_Eyed_Grl36]

I learned the definition of insanity

 

[Aurantica]

ILT my mom will ALWAYS notice the marks, no matter how much I try to hide them.