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What did you get for Valentine's Day?

My treats come tomorrow on our weekday together. I already know he bought me lingerie. More suprises await.

My baby toddled to my bed with chocolates from my girls this AM.
 
I got the usual "Hey, happy V-day. If you play your cards right I might give you a little meat tonight. See ya later!"

And they say the romance dies.
 
KRCummings said:
I got the usual "Hey, happy V-day. If you play your cards right I might give you a little meat tonight. See ya later!"

And they say the romance dies.
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My wife got three dozen roses, hand-put-in-the-jar-thingy by yours truly, certified 100% urine-free.

And yours is the strong marriage. Something is wrong here.
 
I got a sweet card and a copy of Hitchens' book Arguably.

Last night after Lady P went to sleep I went out and got her some roses, a hand blender, a couple silly balloons and a stuffed tiger. I put the tiger at the foot of the bed so she'd think it was Clovis and when she woke up it would be the first thing she saw.
 
Peregrinator said:
Been talking about it for years. And you left out the tiger and flowers and balloons.
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the other bits kind of made sense, but buying someone a hand blender.. why not just shove her hands into a lawn mower?
 
Nothing here, but in his defence, that's exactly what I wanted. Flowers just die and I forget to throw them out and my cat will knock the smelly vase over.

Chocolates - well I'll just eat them then feel bad about it.

Lingerie? meh. Hardly a gift for me.

All I want for Valentines day is an hour alone in the bath.
 
But I did buy my wife a Kindle. She seems to dig it.
 
Peregrinator said:
I got a sweet card and a copy of Hitchens' book Arguably.

Last night after Lady P went to sleep I went out and got her some roses, a hand blender, a couple silly balloons and a stuffed tiger. I put the tiger at the foot of the bed so she'd think it was Clovis and when she woke up it would be the first thing she saw.
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I got nothing, and didn't expect anything.

This ^^^ post is what's wrong with Valentines Day...
Why did you run out the night before? Because you got REMINDED to tell/show her you love her.
Why not do it on a random day, for absolutely no reason?

We pick our own day to do this - and neither one tells the other what day it is.
We call it an 'It's all about you day', and because it happens for no reason whatsoever, it means a heck of a lot more.
 
Peregrinator said:
I did that last year. It stalled. I think the carburetor was flooded.
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remove the starter and fasten an 18 volt battery drill to the top end of the crank (if its a rotary mower) loosen the spark plug (it won't need as much compression to spin the engine and blade)
 
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