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What was the movie? 
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I haven't seen it yet, but it can't be worse than 'Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever'.
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What would be worse? Sitting through a good movie with three couples making out and you being single and wanting to WATCH the movie!
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That was my thought. (get outta my headSensualCealy said:
)Watching any movie, good or bad, alone while everyone around you is making out is just goddam depressing.
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Children.
Sitting in a theatre, trying to watch a good movie, and failing because of the hordes of 6-year-olds that aren't even trying to watch a movie that they obviously find boring, because their asinine parents have no idea what movies are about before they stash them in there.
Twice as bad if you're not single, because then you can't even make out, rendering the whole thing just an incredibly painful nightmarish waste of time.
Sitting in a theatre, trying to watch a good movie, and failing because of the hordes of 6-year-olds that aren't even trying to watch a movie that they obviously find boring, because their asinine parents have no idea what movies are about before they stash them in there.
Twice as bad if you're not single, because then you can't even make out, rendering the whole thing just an incredibly painful nightmarish waste of time.
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Watching any movie with Adam Sandler in it.
Under any circumstances.
Ever.
And I agree, any movie that really shouldn't have kids there, but they're running around, crying, pinching each other, bleating to their parents, and generally giving the continuation of humanity a bad name.
And watching a comedy where the guy behind you knows the film, and gives every punchline a split second before it comes, preceded by "hey, hey, watch this, this is a good bit, this cracks me up this does" etc.
Under any circumstances.
Ever.
And I agree, any movie that really shouldn't have kids there, but they're running around, crying, pinching each other, bleating to their parents, and generally giving the continuation of humanity a bad name.
And watching a comedy where the guy behind you knows the film, and gives every punchline a split second before it comes, preceded by "hey, hey, watch this, this is a good bit, this cracks me up this does" etc.
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Going to the movies is a religious experience for me, so I want quiet.
Thus even though I love seeing a movie on the big screen, I'll wait for the DVD to come out and do the surround sound thing.
If it's a drama, do not talk to me unless it is over or you have something relavent to point out.
Get your snacks ahead of time, not during the movie...don't make me get up.
Unless you can speak through your anus, do not leave your cell phone on, I willl shove it up your ass.
Children belong in children's movies, I would never take mine to something not for kids. But mine also know, they have to sit and be still during a movie.
This is probably the one thing I am anal about...I think it's the only thing.
I wonder why no one asks me to go to the movies?
Oh yes, to those who make out in the theatre, I just yell...Get a Room!!!!
Thus even though I love seeing a movie on the big screen, I'll wait for the DVD to come out and do the surround sound thing.
If it's a drama, do not talk to me unless it is over or you have something relavent to point out.
Get your snacks ahead of time, not during the movie...don't make me get up.
Unless you can speak through your anus, do not leave your cell phone on, I willl shove it up your ass.
Children belong in children's movies, I would never take mine to something not for kids. But mine also know, they have to sit and be still during a movie.
This is probably the one thing I am anal about...I think it's the only thing.
I wonder why no one asks me to go to the movies?
Oh yes, to those who make out in the theatre, I just yell...Get a Room!!!!
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I'm with Lauren here...
But, I'm one of those parents with the kids permanently attached to my side LOL
I haven't watched anything decent, (except for Shrek2) in so long, I forget what a good movie is...
Looking forward to The Garfield Movie to come out... sad huh?
But, I'm one of those parents with the kids permanently attached to my side LOL
I haven't watched anything decent, (except for Shrek2) in so long, I forget what a good movie is...
Looking forward to The Garfield Movie to come out... sad huh?
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SnoopDog said:..... than an evening at the movies with three (!) couples making out while you sit there and 'enjoy' a horrible movie?
Snoopy,
That's easy. Being in the same room where they are screwing and not being able to even play with yourself.
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SnoopDog said:..... than an evening at the movies with three (!) couples making out while you sit there and 'enjoy' a horrible movie?
Snoopy,
You could have no money to go to the movies. Or, you could be blind. Or, you could be deaf. Or, you could be blind and deaf.
Sorry, I'm in a pretty deep mood.
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Re: Re: What could be worse...
ok, now aren't you all feeling a liieeeetle bit sheepish?
*mumbled choruses of* well, yes, there is that... hmm that would be worse... yess
ok, now aren't you all feeling a liieeeetle bit sheepish?
*mumbled choruses of* well, yes, there is that... hmm that would be worse... yess
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Re: Re: Re: What could be worse...
Apologies for putting a dampner on the fun and frivolity, but I'm in a "glass is half full" mood, and most definitely not a "glass is half empty" mood.
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comp|icity said:ok, now aren't you all feeling a liieeeetle bit sheepish?
*mumbled choruses of* well, yes, there is that... hmm that would be worse... yess
Apologies for putting a dampner on the fun and frivolity, but I'm in a "glass is half full" mood, and most definitely not a "glass is half empty" mood.
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What's in that glass? Lager I hope!!!!
Tatelou said:
Apologies for putting a dampner on the fun and frivolity, but I'm in a "glass is half full" mood, and most definitely not a "glass is half empty" mood.
Lou
What's in that glass? Lager I hope!!!!
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What could be worse...
Hell, you made me laugh What's the phrase ... PMSL
Originally posted by Tatelou
Apologies for putting a dampner on the fun and frivolity, but I'm in a "glass is half full" mood, and most definitely not a "glass is half empty" mood.
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Hell, you made me laugh
What's the phrase ... PMSL
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Very cool. And, aye, that be the phrase!
comp|icity said:Hell, you made me laugh
Very cool. And, aye, that be the phrase!
your AV! Very cute and sweet... 2 of the cutest cartoon dogs around.OldnotDead
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according to a relative -
Worse would be one couple making out right next to you when that couple is your brother and your best friend.
proxily,
Worse would be one couple making out right next to you when that couple is your brother and your best friend.
proxily,
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SensualCealy said:
I absolutely hate to go to a movie I'm interested in seeing with anyone other than my kid. I'm not going to talk or even acknowledge my own existence--much less anyone else's-- while reality is suspended and I am wholly engrossed in a flim the likes of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 21 Grams, Lost In Translation, Maria Full of Grace or anything written by Woody Allen, Tod Solondz, Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman or Sofia Coppola.
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I like Quilty's reply, and the titles and names he mentioned. I go to movies alone frequently. There are only two or three people I see films with (two are my brothers) cos after we'll have fun talking about it. San Franciscans take films seriously so I cannot even recall when anyone was disruptive in any way. If a couple started making out I imagine everyone around them telling them to take it somewhere else. Really.
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Re: Re: What could be worse...
One other thing that might be worse: the couples making out while you sit there include your parents.
Just a 'couple' of thoughts.
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Well, if you also couldn't talk (dumb) and can play a mean pinball, then The Who might write another rock opera and name it after you.Tatelou said:You could have no money to go to the movies. Or, you could be blind. Or, you could be deaf. Or, you could be blind and deaf.
Sorry, I'm in a pretty deep mood.
Lou
One other thing that might be worse: the couples making out while you sit there include your parents.
Just a 'couple' of thoughts.
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your twisted....I like you.
Rumple Foreskin said:Well, if you also couldn't talk (dumb) and can play a mean pinball, then The Who might write another rock opera and name it after you.
One other thing that might be worse: the couples making out while you sit there include your parents.
Just a 'couple' of thoughts.
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your twisted....I like you.
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