What card...?

[TE999]

I send very few cards anymore--mostly at Christmas.

The prices are astronomical, the verse trite and the idiocy of sending one for a multitude of reasons is incredible.

I send e-cards. At least they play music and some are quite clever.

 

[slyc_willie]

How about a basic, simple card to express your carnal gratitude:

"Damn! You're a great lay!"

 

[past_perfect]

How about a congrats to an overdue breakup card:

I'm glad to hear that finally
you dumped that piece of shit
don't hesitate to call on me
whenever you may see fit.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

How about a basic, simple card to express your carnal gratitude:

"Damn! You're a great lay!"

*spits her coffee and giggles*

 

[Vermilion]

I admit it - I'm a cheapskate. I buy my Christmas cards in January (sales) I buy blank cards in bulk which I send out for birthdays and thankyous and anything special (or any person who's special) gets a handmade card.

I just realised that some cards are damn hard to find if you're short of time (so can't make your own) so I was wondering whether I was the only one.

Seems not...
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[bluebell]

I did some cards in college. I still make them, but I'm attaching a few of the less recent ones in here.
The front of the card is one attachment and the inside of the card is the very next attachment.
Except for the first one. The first one is something I was just fooling around with because I was at one of those stamp parties (I was coerced!) and I admit I'm not always fond of their sugary take.
So I added a little bit of Britney.

The second one is self-explanatory.
The third, my art professor told me I drew the butt all wrong and I was like, "Dude, what do you want from me? I've never drawn a butt with Sharpie markers before!" Besides, it's supposed to look a little...clenched.
(This is possibly the weirdest post I've made to date.)

 

[Vermilion]

I did some cards in college. I still make them, but I'm attaching a few of the less recent ones in here.
The front of the card is one attachment and the inside of the card is the very next attachment.
Except for the first one. The first one is something I was just fooling around with because I was at one of those stamp parties (I was coerced!) and I admit I'm not always fond of their sugary take.
So I added a little bit of Britney.

The second one is self-explanatory.
The third, my art professor told me I drew the butt all wrong and I was like, "Dude, what do you want from me? I've never drawn a butt with Sharpie markers before!" Besides, it's supposed to look a little...clenched.
(This is possibly the weirdest post I've made to date.)

Oh I dunno... you've given yourself some pretty stiff competition....

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