What are you?

[DrRickMarshall]

Just curious as to what the make-up of literotica's population is.

 

[fathom7]

Not that it matters but I'll jump in:

I'm a lapsed analytical chemist who is a non-practicing lawyer with a business degree. There.

Oh yes -- I'm tall too.

 

[MSH2]

I am a Moderately Silly Human, v2

 

[elli1]

i'm a cunt

 

[MSH2]

i'm a cunt

Yes, but you're a cute slothcunt

 

[DrRickMarshall]

lol

 

[elli1]

Yes, but you're a cute slothcunt

that's an interesting compliment

 

[DrRickMarshall]

so is that a slow cunt (which could be sexy) or a sloth's cunt.......which from my understanding of sloths would be moldy and gross?

 

[elli1]

so is that a slow cunt (which could be sexy) or a sloth's cunt.......which from my understanding of sloths would be moldy and gross?

a lazy cunt, please

 

[am_1967]

i'm a cunt

I'm a dick....maybe we should bump into each other sometime.

 

[DrRickMarshall]

So far we have a lazy cunt surrounded in a forest of dicks! There's a joke about hardwood in here somewhere....

 

[elli1]

I'm a dick....maybe we should bump into each other sometime.

i'd give you a hard time, but not in a good way

 

[DrRickMarshall]

:caning::caning::caning:

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
I'm part of the same compost heap.
I'm a singing, dancing crap of the world.

 

[elli1]

I'm the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
I'm part of the same compost heap.
I'm a singing, dancing crap of the world.

you're a fight club fan, too, right?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

what am I? I'M A HUMAN BEING!

ok, that was a fib, but I saw one once

 

[DrRickMarshall]

I always felt sorry for the dude with bitch tits

 

[DrRickMarshall]

what am I? I'M A HUMAN BEING!

ok, that was a fib, but I saw one once

They're an endangered species!

 

[elli1]

what am I? I'M A HUMAN BEING!

ok, that was a fib, but I saw one once

but not a pure homo sapiens sapiens. there's apparently 2-4% neanderthaler DNA in every human being

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

but not a pure homo sapiens sapiens. there's apparently 2-4% neanderthaler DNA in every human being

that's must be where I get this 'morning hair'

 

[elli1]

that's must be where I get this 'morning hair'

or my body hair.....

 

[DrRickMarshall]

Totally just thought of the movie Caveman with Ringo Starr and zug zug!

 

[DrRickMarshall]

Bump

 

[Dogma52]

I'm a lesbian stuck in a male body!

 

[EctoJohn]

you're a fight club fan, too, right?

I am, and for some reason when I saw this thread, that's the first thing I thought of.
I did honestly answer the poll, though.