angelofthenorth
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Where does all this junk come from?
What are you thinking?
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AWonkyDonkey
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Of course it isn't the England men's team that are currently 7-0 up against China.
TunnelKing089
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So who was that masked man that attacked CM Punk last night? Speculation...
AWonkyDonkey
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I need an editor, I think. This story I'm writing needs it.
angelofthenorth
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train carriages
Tallulah82
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The problem with powering through House is that by Season 7 I'm now getting a bit paranoid about every little thing that is wrong with me. A headache for the fourth day in a row? Brain tumour! Waking up with a funny pain in my side? Obscure cancer!
It's not Lupus. It's not a pulmonary embolism. It's called getting old and not quite taking care of yourself properly, you wanker.
It's not Lupus. It's not a pulmonary embolism. It's called getting old and not quite taking care of yourself properly, you wanker.
MrPimms
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The other problem is you start hearing Hugh Laurie’s voice doing a commentary when wanking.
It beats the C3PO commentary that normally runs through my head.
Tallulah82
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Are you trying to turn me on?
*wonders if I can get AI voice clips of him giving my JOI...*
MrPimms
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I’ll have to record the voice. Just for you.
Do you want the accompanying beeps-weeps from R2?
Oh. God. Now I’m turned on.
Off for a wank.
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