What Are You Thinking Riiiiiiight NOW?! (pt.2!)

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If masturbation really did cause blindness then braille would be the the most common language on earth.
 
Needing to pee in the middle of the night and not getting up is like arguing with someone when they are right and you know you are wrong.
 
A very attractive female walked out of my establishment complaining that nobody wanted to put their finger in her pussy...
I would have appreciated the opportunity to use more than a finger
And being that it is slow enough that I can play here, I have one thing left to say
Dammit!
 
Why did that song have to come on the radio right now? Now all I can do is think about him and that special day. 😢😢😢😢

Does nothing but make me cry.
 
The entire Friday the 13th film franchise could have been avoided if Mrs. Voorhees just sued the owner of Camp Crystal Lake for negligence.
 
Learn to read and learn reading comprehension - it’s Shi NOT Shy. Different spelling, different meaning.
 
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