What Are You Thinking? Continued 7

So, if you are masturbating while thinking about someone. And that same someone is masturbating while thinking about you... it’s kind’ve like having spiritual sex.
 
It is very hard for me to eat clean and healthy right now...But I am really trying and doing pretty good...

But I want bread...and potatoes...:eek:
 
I really need to start catching up on some of these threads earlier in the day. :rolleyes:
 
I used to go to a lovely tea room (long since changed hands, not what it was), that would play classical music. The food was superb, had a home-cooked feel to it.

Anyway, if I hear anything with violins now I can't get lost in the music, 'cause it triggers hunger :D
 
I'm eating too much chocolate and ice cream, and starting to cry during heartwarming songs and movies and TV episodes. And complimenting the appearance of women I'm not trying to sleep with. I seriously need to look into testosterone replacement therapy. Or kick a stray dog.
 
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