Mr_Underground
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 23, 2020
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i'm stayin!
*repeats this mantra in head over n over*
my inner attention whore is now placated
i currently smell like coffee and morning sex and avocados. the picture of health, no?
but you're *really* good :cat roar:
Yeah, I'm'a use that from now on. If you could kindly redirect this poundage to my ass and thighs instead of my turkey wing arms i'd be much obliged.
OK this just made me spit I laughed so hard.
You're a beast!
I stand ready willing and able to talk you off a homicidal ledge. Promise.
I better be on a beach in Belize, getting well over an hour out of my scuba tank.
^^priceless.
....thanks everyone for the TLC![]()
Happy I could help even though I dont remember writing any of it. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

