What Are You Thinking? Continued 7

[Misanthrope4Life]

I haven’t had a cigarette in a month and I’ve gained seven fucking pounds! Without changing my eating habits *and* I’ve been exercising more than usual.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT’S WORTH IT!

I wanna hear all about how no one wants to make out with an ashtray, and how a plumper non smoker is way more attractive than a skinny chimney.

I quite
Smoking cigarettes
Smoking weed
Drinking

All simultaneously, cold turkey

It's hard to do, but worth it

More energy
No stink
Breathe better
Feel cleaner
Saves money
Plus your health

 

[JennyNo1]

I haven’t had a cigarette in a month and I’ve gained seven fucking pounds! Without changing my eating habits *and* I’ve been exercising more than usual.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT’S WORTH IT!

I wanna hear all about how no one wants to make out with an ashtray, and how a plumper non smoker is way more attractive than a skinny chimney.

ABSOLUTELY! For tons of reasons, like - you won't get those little pucker lines around your mouth; you won't reek of smoke; you won't need breath spray; your lungs won't look like a coal miner's; you can save a lot of money; you can largely minimize your risk of many kinds of cancer and heart disease; you'll have more energy; more people will want to be around you. Seven pounds - that's just about enough to make things a little softer to squish on. Dating services have noted that smoking is a deal breaker for more people than anything else. Plus, you could hang out with me! I can't be around smokers for very long due to allergies.

Keep it up girl! You'll be glad you did.

 

[Sh75]

I haven’t had a cigarette in a month and I’ve gained seven fucking pounds! Without changing my eating habits *and* I’ve been exercising more than usual.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT’S WORTH IT!

I wanna hear all about how no one wants to make out with an ashtray, and how a plumper non smoker is way more attractive than a skinny chimney.

Im feeling your pain Trek, ive tried several times with varying sucess and will again. Its hard as fuck but definitely worth it and dont worry the extra curves are definitely sexy, and much easier to grab onto when......well you know

Stick at it n then u can give me tips and support when i quit again and want to rip peoples heads off for breathing too loudly lol

 

[beachbaby179]

A plumper nonsmoker gets to see her kiddos grow up and be happy, and in the graduation picture mom won't be toting an oxygen tank. Do it for yourself, but also them. And the money you save? Shoes, baby. CFM boots.

 

[AbsintheFather]

A plumper nonsmoker gets to see her kiddos grow up and be happy, and in the graduation picture mom won't be toting an oxygen tank. Do it for yourself, but also them. And the money you save? Shoes, baby. CFM boots.

Cab or pinot tonight ?

 

[beachbaby179]

Cab or pinot tonight ?

Water. And popcorn. Movie night with my own kiddo.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Water. And popcorn. Movie night with my own kiddo.

Ok, we'll talk about the cfm boots another night.

 

[herMaster1111]

Nothing like starting off Mother’s Day weekend, the first time you’re a mom, with a screaming match with your husband

Sorry to hear that,

 

[Esslemont]

When I pulled over on the side of the highway today and masturbated,
I found myself thinking, until climax....and even more so then,
that I should have stayed in the vehicle to do it.

Oh well...lesson learned.

 

[Trekka]

ABSOLUTELY! For tons of reasons, like - you won't get those little pucker lines around your mouth; you won't reek of smoke; you won't need breath spray; your lungs won't look like a coal miner's; you can save a lot of money; you can largely minimize your risk of many kinds of cancer and heart disease; you'll have more energy; more people will want to be around you. Seven pounds - that's just about enough to make things a little softer to squish on. Dating services have noted that smoking is a deal breaker for more people than anything else. Plus, you could hang out with me! I can't be around smokers for very long due to allergies.

Keep it up girl! You'll be glad you did.

A plumper nonsmoker gets to see her kiddos grow up and be happy, and in the graduation picture mom won't be toting an oxygen tank. Do it for yourself, but also them. And the money you save? Shoes, baby. CFM boots.

You girls crushed it

 

[Misshotndeep]

Right now I'm thinking of the Borg.

 

[mulehead61]

Will Netflix run out of new shows during the virus thing?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Same ole.....geez man. This script is tired.

 

[lacandy]

I hate when you get that one not right pistachio!

 

[Taegul]

RIP Roy.

Fuck Covid-19.

 

[Misanthrope4Life]

Right now I'm thinking of the Borg.

Resistance is futile

 

[Misshotndeep]

Resistance is futile

I don't think people got the social commentary in Star Trek. It was not even well-covered. I'm not even a fan and I got it. Smh.

 

[Taegul]

I haven’t had a cigarette in a month and I’ve gained seven fucking pounds! Without changing my eating habits *and* I’ve been exercising more than usual.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT’S WORTH IT!

I wanna hear all about how no one wants to make out with an ashtray, and how a plumper non smoker is way more attractive than a skinny chimney.

Ok, I'm just catching up in this thread but...

I'm afraid to speak my mind on this subject because I will piss off smokers.

All I'm gonna say is that the effects of smoking or not smoking have long-term consequences so I wouldn't give a shit about a few pounds here or there short term. I would love to see you muscle it out and one year from now you can look at where you were vs where you are.

Now if we could only tell our bodies where that weight gain actually goes. Would a seven pound weight gain in my dick be too much?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Trying to fall asleep figuring out some sort of force equals mass times acceleration means of calculating the impact of a 15 lbs cat taking a running start from another room and pouncing on my bladder versus a 60 lbs dog just sitting on it with an expectant and faraway look in her eyes. The American educational system has failed me. Fucking liberal arts.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I haven’t had a cigarette in a month and I’ve gained seven fucking pounds! Without changing my eating habits *and* I’ve been exercising more than usual.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT’S WORTH IT!

I wanna hear all about how no one wants to make out with an ashtray, and how a plumper non smoker is way more attractive than a skinny chimney.

7lbs? That’s nothing. Cigarettes are gross AF. Your metabolism will probably go back to normal over time. If not, pick up some meth.

 

[Hornblende]

Trying to fall asleep figuring out some sort of force equals mass times acceleration means of calculating the impact of a 15 lbs cat taking a running start from another room and pouncing on my bladder versus a 60 lbs dog just sitting on it with an expectant and faraway look in her eyes. The American educational system has failed me. Fucking liberal arts.

It's all made clear in this handy gif.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It's all made clear in this handy gif.

Har! Thanks!

 

[blade_rocknut]

I hate when you get that one not right pistachio!

Omg, yes!

 

[Leigh81]

I believe it's Saturday so therefore I don't need to think

 

[Trekka]

It’s worth it, T. Stay the course.

i'm stayin!

It's worth it.

*repeats this mantra in head over n over*

You'd still be drop-dead sexy even if you gained more weight.

my inner attention whore is now placated

Dude, I'm proud of you.
I'ma dig you more, though in terms of being strong.
And smell.

i currently smell like coffee and morning sex and avocados. the picture of health, no?

You're good.

but you're *really* good :cat roar:

You mean... THICC?

Yeah, I'm'a use that from now on. If you could kindly redirect this poundage to my ass and thighs instead of my turkey wing arms i'd be much obliged.

Cant wait until we can say fuck off to this social distance and I can meet you at Motel 6 and slap around those pancake titties.

OK this just made me spit I laughed so hard.

More energy
No stink
Breathe better
Feel cleaner
Saves money
Plus your health

You're a beast!

IIts hard as fuck but definitely worth it and dont worry the extra curves are definitely sexy, and much easier to grab onto when......well you know

Stick at it n then u can give me tips and support when i quit again and want to rip peoples heads off for breathing too loudly lol

I stand ready willing and able to talk you off a homicidal ledge. Promise.

I would love to see you muscle it out and one year from now you can look at where you were vs where you are.

I better be on a beach in Belize, getting well over an hour out of my scuba tank.

7lbs? That’s nothing. Cigarettes are gross AF. Your metabolism will probably go back to normal over time. If not, pick up some meth.

^^priceless.


....thanks everyone for the TLC